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The entire Bee Movie Script:
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According to all known laws
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of aviation,
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  +
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there is no way a bee
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should be able to fly.
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  +
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Its wings are too small to get
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its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care
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what humans think is impossible.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Ooh, black and yellow!
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Let's shake it up a little.
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Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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Ooming!
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Hang on a second.
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Hello?
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  +
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- Barry?
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- Adam?
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- Oan you believe this is happening?
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- I can't. I'll pick you up.
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Looking sharp.
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Use the stairs. Your father
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paid good money for those.
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Sorry. I'm excited.
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Here's the graduate.
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We're very proud of you, son.
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A perfect report card, all B's.
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Very proud.
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Ma! I got a thing going here.
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  +
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- You got lint on your fuzz.
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- Ow! That's me!
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- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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- Bye!
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Barry, I told you,
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stop flying in the house!
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  +
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- Hey, Adam.
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- Hey, Barry.
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  +
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- Is that fuzz gel?
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- A little. Special day, graduation.
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Never thought I'd make it.
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Three days grade school,
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three days high school.
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Those were awkward.
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Three days college. I'm glad I took
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a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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  +
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You did come back different.
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  +
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- Hi, Barry.
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- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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  +
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- Hear about Frankie?
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- Yeah.
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- You going to the funeral?
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- No, I'm not going.
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Everybody knows,
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sting someone, you die.
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Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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Such a hothead.
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  +
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I guess he could have
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just gotten out of the way.
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I love this incorporating
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an amusement park into our day.
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That's why we don't need vacations.
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  +
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Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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under the circumstances.
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- Well, Adam, today we are men.
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- We are!
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- Bee-men.
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- Amen!
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Hallelujah!
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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  +
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Welcome, New Hive Oity
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graduating class of...
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...9:15.
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  +
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That concludes our ceremonies.
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  +
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And begins your career
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at Honex Industries!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
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  +
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I heard it's just orientation.
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  +
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Heads up! Here we go.
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Keep your hands and antennas
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inside the tram at all times.
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- Wonder what it'll be like?
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- A little scary.
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  +
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Welcome to Honex,
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a division of Honesco
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  +
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and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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  +
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This is it!
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  +
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Wow.
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  +
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Wow.
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  +
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We know that you, as a bee,
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have worked your whole life
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  +
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to get to the point where you
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can work for your whole life.
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  +
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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  +
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Our top-secret formula
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  +
  +
is automatically color-corrected,
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scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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  +
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into this soothing sweet syrup
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  +
  +
with its distinctive
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golden glow you know as...
  +
  +
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Honey!
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  +
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- That girl was hot.
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- She's my cousin!
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  +
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- She is?
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- Yes, we're all cousins.
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- Right. You're right.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
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  +
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to improve every aspect
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of bee existence.
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  +
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These bees are stress-testing
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a new helmet technology.
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  +
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- What do you think he makes?
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- Not enough.
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  +
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Here we have our latest advancement,
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the Krelman.
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  +
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- What does that do?
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
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  +
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that hangs after you pour it.
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Saves us millions.
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  +
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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  +
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
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small ones. But bees know
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  +
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that every small job,
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if it's done well, means a lot.
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  +
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But choose carefully
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  +
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because you'll stay in the job
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you pick for the rest of your life.
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The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.
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  +
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What's the difference?
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  +
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You'll be happy to know that bees,
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as a species, haven't had one day off
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  +
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in 27 million years.
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  +
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So you'll just work us to death?
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We'll sure try.
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Wow! That blew my mind!
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  +
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"What's the difference?"
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How can you say that?
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  +
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One job forever?
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That's an insane choice to have to make.
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  +
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I'm relieved. Now we only have
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to make one decision in life.
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  +
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But, Adam, how could they
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never have told us that?
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  +
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Why would you question anything?
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We're bees.
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  +
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We're the most perfectly
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functioning society on Earth.
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  +
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You ever think maybe things
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work a little too well here?
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  +
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Like what? Give me one example.
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  +
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I don't know. But you know
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what I'm talking about.
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Please clear the gate.
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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- Wow.
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  +
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I've never seen them this close.
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  +
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They know what it's like
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outside the hive.
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Yeah, but some don't come back.
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  +
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- Hey, Jocks!
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- Hi, Jocks!
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You guys did great!
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You're monsters!
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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- I wonder where they were.
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- I don't know.
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Their day's not planned.
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Outside the hive, flying who knows
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where, doing who knows what.
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You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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Right.
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Look. That's more pollen
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than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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It's just a status symbol.
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Bees make too much of it.
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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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and the ladies see you wearing it.
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Those ladies?
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Aren't they our cousins too?
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Distant. Distant.
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Look at these two.
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- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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- Let's have fun with them.
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  +
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It must be dangerous
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being a Pollen Jock.
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  +
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Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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against a mushroom!
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He had a paw on my throat,
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and with the other, he was slapping me!
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- Oh, my!
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- I never thought I'd knock him out.
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What were you doing during this?
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Trying to alert the authorities.
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I can autograph that.
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A little gusty out there today,
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wasn't it, comrades?
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Yeah. Gusty.
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We're hitting a sunflower patch
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six miles from here tomorrow.
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  +
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- Six miles, huh?
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- Barry!
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  +
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A puddle jump for us,
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but maybe you're not up for it.
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- Maybe I am.
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- You are not!
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We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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Are you bee enough?
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I might be. It all depends
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on what 0900 means.
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Hey, Honex!
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Dad, you surprised me.
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You decide what you're interested in?
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  +
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- Well, there's a lot of choices.
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- But you only get one.
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  +
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Do you ever get bored
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doing the same job every day?
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  +
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Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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  +
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You grab that stick, and you just
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move it around, and you stir it around.
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  +
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You get yourself into a rhythm.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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  +
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You know, Dad,
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the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
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just isn't right for me.
  +
  +
  +
You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
  +
  +
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That's a bad job
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for a guy with a stinger.
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  +
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Janet, your son's not sure
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he wants to go into honey!
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  +
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- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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- I'm not trying to be funny.
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  +
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You're not funny! You're going
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into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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  +
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- You're gonna be a stirrer?
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- No one's listening to me!
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Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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I could say anything right now.
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I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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  +
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Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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  +
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Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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Shave my antennae.
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Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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I'm so proud.
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  +
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- We're starting work today!
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- Today's the day.
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Oome on! All the good jobs
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will be gone.
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Yeah, right.
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Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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  +
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- Is it still available?
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- Hang on. Two left!
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One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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Step to the side.
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- What'd you get?
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- Picking crud out. Stellar!
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Wow!
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Oouple of newbies?
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Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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Make your choice.
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- You want to go first?
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- No, you go.
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Oh, my. What's available?
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Restroom attendant's open,
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not for the reason you think.
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- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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- Sure, you're on.
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I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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Wax monkey's always open.
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The Krelman opened up again.
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What happened?
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A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
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He's dead. Another dead one.
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Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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Dead from the neck up.
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Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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Oh, this is so hard!
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Heating, cooling,
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stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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humming, inspector number seven,
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lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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  +
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mite wrangler. Barry, what
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do you think I should... Barry?
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Barry!
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All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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in quadrant nine...
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What happened to you?
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Where are you?
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- I'm going out.
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- Out? Out where?
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- Out there.
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- Oh, no!
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I have to, before I go
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to work for the rest of my life.
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You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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Another call coming in.
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If anyone's feeling brave,
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there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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that gets their roses today.
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Hey, guys.
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- Look at that.
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- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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- Thank you.
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- OK.
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You got a rain advisory today,
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and as you all know,
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bees cannot fly in rain.
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So be careful. As always,
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watch your brooms,
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hockey sticks, dogs,
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birds, bears and bats.
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  +
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Also, I got a couple of reports
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of root beer being poured on us.
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Murphy's in a home because of it,
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babbling like a cicada!
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- That's awful.
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- And a reminder for you rookies,
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bee law number one,
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absolutely no talking to humans!
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All right, launch positions!
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
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buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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Black and yellow!
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Hello!
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You ready for this, hot shot?
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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Wind, check.
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- Antennae, check.
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- Nectar pack, check.
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- Wings, check.
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- Stinger, check.
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Scared out of my shorts, check.
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OK, ladies,
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let's move it out!
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Pound those petunias,
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you striped stem-suckers!
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All of you, drain those flowers!
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Wow! I'm out!
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I can't believe I'm out!
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So blue.
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I feel so fast and free!
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Box kite!
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Wow!
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Flowers!
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This is Blue Leader.
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We have roses visual.
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Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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Roses!
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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Stand to the side, kid.
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It's got a bit of a kick.
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That is one nectar collector!
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- Ever see pollination up close?
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- No, sir.
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  +
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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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  +
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a pinch on that one.
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See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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  +
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That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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  +
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That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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Oool.
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I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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Oopy that visual.
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Wait. One of these flowers
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seems to be on the move.
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Say again? You're reporting
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a moving flower?
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Affirmative.
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That was on the line!
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This is the coolest. What is it?
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I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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It smells good.
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Not like a flower, but I like it.
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Yeah, fuzzy.
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Ohemical-y.
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Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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My sweet lord of bees!
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Oandy-brain, get off there!
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Problem!
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- Guys!
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- This could be bad.
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Affirmative.
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Very close.
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Gonna hurt.
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Mama's little boy.
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You are way out of position, rookie!
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Ooming in at you like a missile!
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Help me!
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I don't think these are flowers.
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- Should we tell him?
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- I think he knows.
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What is this?!
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Match point!
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You can start packing up, honey,
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because you're about to eat it!
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Yowser!
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Gross.
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  +
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There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
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- Do something!
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- I'm driving!
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- Hi, bee.
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- He's back here!
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He's going to sting me!
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Nobody move. If you don't move,
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he won't sting you. Freeze!
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He blinked!
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Spray him, Granny!
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What are you doing?!
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Wow... the tension level
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out here is unbelievable.
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I gotta get home.
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Oan't fly in rain.
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Oan't fly in rain.
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Oan't fly in rain.
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Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
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  +
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Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
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Ken, could you close
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the window please?
  +
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Oheck out my new resume.
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I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
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You see? Folds out.
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Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
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What was that?
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  +
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Maybe this time. This time. This time.
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This time! This time! This...
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  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
  +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
  +
I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry.
  +
|jname =KB
  +
  +
The entire Bee Movie Script:
  +
  +
According to all known laws
  +
of aviation,
  +
  +
  +
there is no way a bee
  +
should be able to fly.
  +
  +
  +
Its wings are too small to get
  +
its fat little body off the ground.
  +
  +
  +
The bee, of course, flies anyway
  +
  +
  +
because bees don't care
  +
what humans think is impossible.
  +
  +
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
  +
  +
Ooh, black and yellow!
  +
Let's shake it up a little.
  +
  +
  +
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming!
  +
  +
  +
Hang on a second.
  +
  +
  +
Hello?
  +
  +
  +
- Barry?
  +
- Adam?
  +
  +
  +
- Oan you believe this is happening?
  +
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
  +
  +
  +
Looking sharp.
  +
  +
  +
Use the stairs. Your father
  +
paid good money for those.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. I'm excited.
  +
  +
  +
Here's the graduate.
  +
We're very proud of you, son.
  +
  +
  +
A perfect report card, all B's.
  +
  +
  +
Very proud.
  +
  +
  +
Ma! I got a thing going here.
  +
  +
  +
- You got lint on your fuzz.
  +
- Ow! That's me!
  +
  +
  +
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  +
- Bye!
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I told you,
  +
stop flying in the house!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Adam.
  +
- Hey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that fuzz gel?
  +
- A little. Special day, graduation.
  +
  +
  +
Never thought I'd make it.
  +
  +
  +
Three days grade school,
  +
three days high school.
  +
  +
  +
Those were awkward.
  +
  +
  +
Three days college. I'm glad I took
  +
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  +
  +
  +
You did come back different.
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, Barry.
  +
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  +
  +
  +
- Hear about Frankie?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- You going to the funeral?
  +
- No, I'm not going.
  +
  +
  +
Everybody knows,
  +
sting someone, you die.
  +
  +
  +
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  +
Such a hothead.
  +
  +
  +
I guess he could have
  +
just gotten out of the way.
  +
  +
  +
I love this incorporating
  +
an amusement park into our day.
  +
  +
  +
That's why we don't need vacations.
  +
  +
  +
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  +
under the circumstances.
  +
  +
  +
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
  +
- We are!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee-men.
  +
- Amen!
  +
  +
  +
Hallelujah!
  +
  +
  +
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  +
  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome, New Hive Oity
  +
graduating class of...
  +
  +
  +
...9:15.
  +
  +
  +
That concludes our ceremonies.
  +
  +
  +
And begins your career
  +
at Honex Industries!
  +
  +
  +
Will we pick ourjob today?
  +
  +
  +
I heard it's just orientation.
  +
  +
  +
Heads up! Here we go.
  +
  +
  +
Keep your hands and antennas
  +
inside the tram at all times.
  +
  +
  +
- Wonder what it'll be like?
  +
- A little scary.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome to Honex,
  +
a division of Honesco
  +
  +
  +
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  +
  +
  +
This is it!
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
We know that you, as a bee,
  +
have worked your whole life
  +
  +
  +
to get to the point where you
  +
can work for your whole life.
  +
  +
  +
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  +
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Our top-secret formula
  +
  +
  +
is automatically color-corrected,
  +
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  +
  +
  +
into this soothing sweet syrup
  +
  +
  +
with its distinctive
  +
golden glow you know as...
  +
  +
  +
Honey!
  +
  +
  +
- That girl was hot.
  +
- She's my cousin!
  +
  +
  +
- She is?
  +
- Yes, we're all cousins.
  +
  +
  +
- Right. You're right.
  +
- At Honex, we constantly strive
  +
  +
  +
to improve every aspect
  +
of bee existence.
  +
  +
  +
These bees are stress-testing
  +
a new helmet technology.
  +
  +
  +
- What do you think he makes?
  +
- Not enough.
  +
  +
  +
Here we have our latest advancement,
  +
the Krelman.
  +
  +
  +
- What does that do?
  +
- Oatches that little strand of honey
  +
  +
  +
that hangs after you pour it.
  +
Saves us millions.
  +
  +
  +
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. Most bee jobs are
  +
small ones. But bees know
  +
  +
  +
that every small job,
  +
if it's done well, means a lot.
  +
  +
  +
But choose carefully
  +
  +
  +
because you'll stay in the job
  +
you pick for the rest of your life.
  +
  +
  +
The same job the rest of your life?
  +
I didn't know that.
  +
  +
  +
What's the difference?
  +
  +
  +
You'll be happy to know that bees,
  +
as a species, haven't had one day off
  +
  +
  +
in 27 million years.
  +
  +
  +
So you'll just work us to death?
  +
  +
  +
We'll sure try.
  +
  +
  +
Wow! That blew my mind!
  +
  +
  +
"What's the difference?"
  +
How can you say that?
  +
  +
  +
One job forever?
  +
That's an insane choice to have to make.
  +
  +
  +
I'm relieved. Now we only have
  +
to make one decision in life.
  +
  +
  +
But, Adam, how could they
  +
never have told us that?
  +
  +
  +
Why would you question anything?
  +
We're bees.
  +
  +
  +
We're the most perfectly
  +
functioning society on Earth.
  +
  +
  +
You ever think maybe things
  +
work a little too well here?
  +
  +
  +
Like what? Give me one example.
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. But you know
  +
what I'm talking about.
  +
  +
  +
Please clear the gate.
  +
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  +
  +
  +
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  +
- Wow.
  +
  +
  +
I've never seen them this close.
  +
  +
  +
They know what it's like
  +
outside the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, but some don't come back.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Jocks!
  +
- Hi, Jocks!
  +
  +
  +
You guys did great!
  +
  +
  +
You're monsters!
  +
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  +
  +
  +
- I wonder where they were.
  +
- I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
Their day's not planned.
  +
  +
  +
Outside the hive, flying who knows
  +
where, doing who knows what.
  +
  +
  +
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  +
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  +
  +
  +
Right.
  +
  +
  +
Look. That's more pollen
  +
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  +
  +
  +
It's just a status symbol.
  +
Bees make too much of it.
  +
  +
  +
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  +
and the ladies see you wearing it.
  +
  +
  +
Those ladies?
  +
Aren't they our cousins too?
  +
  +
  +
Distant. Distant.
  +
  +
  +
Look at these two.
  +
  +
  +
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  +
- Let's have fun with them.
  +
  +
  +
It must be dangerous
  +
being a Pollen Jock.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  +
against a mushroom!
  +
  +
  +
He had a paw on my throat,
  +
and with the other, he was slapping me!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, my!
  +
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
  +
  +
  +
What were you doing during this?
  +
  +
  +
Trying to alert the authorities.
  +
  +
  +
I can autograph that.
  +
  +
  +
A little gusty out there today,
  +
wasn't it, comrades?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Gusty.
  +
  +
  +
We're hitting a sunflower patch
  +
six miles from here tomorrow.
  +
  +
  +
- Six miles, huh?
  +
- Barry!
  +
  +
  +
A puddle jump for us,
  +
but maybe you're not up for it.
  +
  +
  +
- Maybe I am.
  +
- You are not!
  +
  +
  +
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  +
  +
  +
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  +
Are you bee enough?
  +
  +
  +
I might be. It all depends
  +
on what 0900 means.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Honex!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, you surprised me.
  +
  +
  +
You decide what you're interested in?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
  +
- But you only get one.
  +
  +
  +
Do you ever get bored
  +
doing the same job every day?
  +
  +
  +
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  +
  +
  +
You grab that stick, and you just
  +
move it around, and you stir it around.
  +
  +
  +
You get yourself into a rhythm.
  +
It's a beautiful thing.
  +
  +
  +
You know, Dad,
  +
the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
  +
just isn't right for me.
  +
  +
  +
You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
  +
  +
  +
That's a bad job
  +
for a guy with a stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Janet, your son's not sure
  +
he wants to go into honey!
  +
  +
  +
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  +
- I'm not trying to be funny.
  +
  +
  +
You're not funny! You're going
  +
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  +
  +
  +
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
  +
- No one's listening to me!
  +
  +
  +
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  +
  +
  +
I could say anything right now.
  +
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  +
  +
  +
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  +
  +
  +
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  +
Shave my antennae.
  +
  +
  +
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  +
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so proud.
  +
  +
  +
- We're starting work today!
  +
- Today's the day.
  +
  +
  +
Oome on! All the good jobs
  +
will be gone.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, right.
  +
  +
  +
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  +
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  +
  +
  +
- Is it still available?
  +
- Hang on. Two left!
  +
  +
  +
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  +
Step to the side.
  +
  +
  +
- What'd you get?
  +
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Oouple of newbies?
  +
  +
  +
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  +
  +
  +
Make your choice.
  +
  +
  +
- You want to go first?
  +
- No, you go.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my. What's available?
  +
  +
  +
Restroom attendant's open,
  +
not for the reason you think.
  +
  +
  +
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  +
- Sure, you're on.
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  +
  +
  +
Wax monkey's always open.
  +
  +
  +
The Krelman opened up again.
  +
  +
  +
What happened?
  +
  +
  +
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  +
He's dead. Another dead one.
  +
  +
  +
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  +
  +
  +
Dead from the neck up.
  +
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, this is so hard!
  +
  +
  +
Heating, cooling,
  +
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  +
  +
  +
humming, inspector number seven,
  +
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  +
  +
  +
mite wrangler. Barry, what
  +
do you think I should... Barry?
  +
  +
  +
Barry!
  +
  +
  +
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  +
in quadrant nine...
  +
  +
  +
What happened to you?
  +
Where are you?
  +
  +
  +
- I'm going out.
  +
- Out? Out where?
  +
  +
  +
- Out there.
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
I have to, before I go
  +
to work for the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  +
  +
  +
Another call coming in.
  +
  +
  +
If anyone's feeling brave,
  +
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  +
  +
  +
that gets their roses today.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, guys.
  +
  +
  +
- Look at that.
  +
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  +
  +
  +
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  +
  +
  +
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  +
  +
  +
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  +
  +
  +
- Thank you.
  +
- OK.
  +
  +
  +
You got a rain advisory today,
  +
  +
  +
and as you all know,
  +
bees cannot fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
So be careful. As always,
  +
watch your brooms,
  +
  +
  +
hockey sticks, dogs,
  +
birds, bears and bats.
  +
  +
  +
Also, I got a couple of reports
  +
of root beer being poured on us.
  +
  +
  +
Murphy's in a home because of it,
  +
babbling like a cicada!
  +
  +
  +
- That's awful.
  +
- And a reminder for you rookies,
  +
  +
  +
bee law number one,
  +
absolutely no talking to humans!
  +
  +
  +
All right, launch positions!
  +
  +
  +
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  +
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  +
  +
  +
Black and yellow!
  +
  +
  +
Hello!
  +
  +
  +
You ready for this, hot shot?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  +
  +
  +
Wind, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Antennae, check.
  +
- Nectar pack, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Wings, check.
  +
- Stinger, check.
  +
  +
  +
Scared out of my shorts, check.
  +
  +
  +
OK, ladies,
  +
  +
  +
let's move it out!
  +
  +
  +
Pound those petunias,
  +
you striped stem-suckers!
  +
  +
  +
All of you, drain those flowers!
  +
  +
  +
Wow! I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
So blue.
  +
  +
  +
I feel so fast and free!
  +
  +
  +
Box kite!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Flowers!
  +
  +
  +
This is Blue Leader.
  +
We have roses visual.
  +
  +
  +
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  +
  +
  +
Roses!
  +
  +
  +
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  +
  +
  +
Stand to the side, kid.
  +
It's got a bit of a kick.
  +
  +
  +
That is one nectar collector!
  +
  +
  +
- Ever see pollination up close?
  +
- No, sir.
  +
  +
  +
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  +
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  +
  +
  +
a pinch on that one.
  +
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  +
  +
  +
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  +
  +
  +
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  +
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  +
  +
  +
Oool.
  +
  +
  +
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  +
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  +
  +
  +
Oopy that visual.
  +
  +
  +
Wait. One of these flowers
  +
seems to be on the move.
  +
  +
  +
Say again? You're reporting
  +
a moving flower?
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
That was on the line!
  +
  +
  +
This is the coolest. What is it?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  +
  +
  +
It smells good.
  +
Not like a flower, but I like it.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, fuzzy.
  +
  +
  +
Ohemical-y.
  +
  +
  +
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
My sweet lord of bees!
  +
  +
  +
Oandy-brain, get off there!
  +
  +
  +
Problem!
  +
  +
  +
- Guys!
  +
- This could be bad.
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
Very close.
  +
  +
  +
Gonna hurt.
  +
  +
  +
Mama's little boy.
  +
  +
  +
You are way out of position, rookie!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming in at you like a missile!
  +
  +
  +
Help me!
  +
  +
  +
I don't think these are flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Should we tell him?
  +
- I think he knows.
  +
  +
  +
What is this?!
  +
  +
  +
Match point!
  +
  +
  +
You can start packing up, honey,
  +
because you're about to eat it!
  +
  +
  +
Yowser!
  +
  +
  +
Gross.
  +
  +
  +
There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
  +
- Do something!
  +
- I'm driving!
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, bee.
  +
- He's back here!
  +
  +
  +
He's going to sting me!
  +
  +
  +
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  +
  +
  +
He blinked!
  +
  +
  +
Spray him, Granny!
  +
  +
  +
What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
Wow... the tension level
  +
out here is unbelievable.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta get home.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Oheck out my new resume.
  +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
  +
You see? Folds out.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  +
  +
  +
What was that?
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  +
This time! This time! This...
  +
  +
  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
  +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
  +
I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry.
 
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  +
  +
According to all known laws
  +
of aviation,
  +
  +
  +
there is no way a bee
  +
should be able to fly.
  +
  +
  +
Its wings are too small to get
  +
its fat little body off the ground.
  +
  +
  +
The bee, of course, flies anyway
  +
  +
  +
because bees don't care
  +
what humans think is impossible.
  +
  +
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
  +
  +
Ooh, black and yellow!
  +
Let's shake it up a little.
  +
  +
  +
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming!
  +
  +
  +
Hang on a second.
  +
  +
  +
Hello?
  +
  +
  +
- Barry?
  +
- Adam?
  +
  +
  +
- Oan you believe this is happening?
  +
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
  +
  +
  +
Looking sharp.
  +
  +
  +
Use the stairs. Your father
  +
paid good money for those.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. I'm excited.
  +
  +
  +
Here's the graduate.
  +
We're very proud of you, son.
  +
  +
  +
A perfect report card, all B's.
  +
  +
  +
Very proud.
  +
  +
  +
Ma! I got a thing going here.
  +
  +
  +
- You got lint on your fuzz.
  +
- Ow! That's me!
  +
  +
  +
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  +
- Bye!
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I told you,
  +
stop flying in the house!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Adam.
  +
- Hey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that fuzz gel?
  +
- A little. Special day, graduation.
  +
  +
  +
Never thought I'd make it.
  +
  +
  +
Three days grade school,
  +
three days high school.
  +
  +
  +
Those were awkward.
  +
  +
  +
Three days college. I'm glad I took
  +
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  +
  +
  +
You did come back different.
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, Barry.
  +
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  +
  +
  +
- Hear about Frankie?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- You going to the funeral?
  +
- No, I'm not going.
  +
  +
  +
Everybody knows,
  +
sting someone, you die.
  +
  +
  +
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  +
Such a hothead.
  +
  +
  +
I guess he could have
  +
just gotten out of the way.
  +
  +
  +
I love this incorporating
  +
an amusement park into our day.
  +
  +
  +
That's why we don't need vacations.
  +
  +
  +
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  +
under the circumstances.
  +
  +
  +
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
  +
- We are!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee-men.
  +
- Amen!
  +
  +
  +
Hallelujah!
  +
  +
  +
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  +
  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome, New Hive Oity
  +
graduating class of...
  +
  +
  +
...9:15.
  +
  +
  +
That concludes our ceremonies.
  +
  +
  +
And begins your career
  +
at Honex Industries!
  +
  +
  +
Will we pick ourjob today?
  +
  +
  +
I heard it's just orientation.
  +
  +
  +
Heads up! Here we go.
  +
  +
  +
Keep your hands and antennas
  +
inside the tram at all times.
  +
  +
  +
- Wonder what it'll be like?
  +
- A little scary.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome to Honex,
  +
a division of Honesco
  +
  +
  +
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  +
  +
  +
This is it!
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
We know that you, as a bee,
  +
have worked your whole life
  +
  +
  +
to get to the point where you
  +
can work for your whole life.
  +
  +
  +
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  +
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Our top-secret formula
  +
  +
  +
is automatically color-corrected,
  +
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  +
  +
  +
into this soothing sweet syrup
  +
  +
  +
with its distinctive
  +
golden glow you know as...
  +
  +
  +
Honey!
  +
  +
  +
- That girl was hot.
  +
- She's my cousin!
  +
  +
  +
- She is?
  +
- Yes, we're all cousins.
  +
  +
  +
- Right. You're right.
  +
- At Honex, we constantly strive
  +
  +
  +
to improve every aspect
  +
of bee existence.
  +
  +
  +
These bees are stress-testing
  +
a new helmet technology.
  +
  +
  +
- What do you think he makes?
  +
- Not enough.
  +
  +
  +
Here we have our latest advancement,
  +
the Krelman.
  +
  +
  +
- What does that do?
  +
- Oatches that little strand of honey
  +
  +
  +
that hangs after you pour it.
  +
Saves us millions.
  +
  +
  +
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. Most bee jobs are
  +
small ones. But bees know
  +
  +
  +
that every small job,
  +
if it's done well, means a lot.
  +
  +
  +
But choose carefully
  +
  +
  +
because you'll stay in the job
  +
you pick for the rest of your life.
  +
  +
  +
The same job the rest of your life?
  +
I didn't know that.
  +
  +
  +
What's the difference?
  +
  +
  +
You'll be happy to know that bees,
  +
as a species, haven't had one day off
  +
  +
  +
in 27 million years.
  +
  +
  +
So you'll just work us to death?
  +
  +
  +
We'll sure try.
  +
  +
  +
Wow! That blew my mind!
  +
  +
  +
"What's the difference?"
  +
How can you say that?
  +
  +
  +
One job forever?
  +
That's an insane choice to have to make.
  +
  +
  +
I'm relieved. Now we only have
  +
to make one decision in life.
  +
  +
  +
But, Adam, how could they
  +
never have told us that?
  +
  +
  +
Why would you question anything?
  +
We're bees.
  +
  +
  +
We're the most perfectly
  +
functioning society on Earth.
  +
  +
  +
You ever think maybe things
  +
work a little too well here?
  +
  +
  +
Like what? Give me one example.
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. But you know
  +
what I'm talking about.
  +
  +
  +
Please clear the gate.
  +
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  +
  +
  +
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  +
- Wow.
  +
  +
  +
I've never seen them this close.
  +
  +
  +
They know what it's like
  +
outside the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, but some don't come back.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Jocks!
  +
- Hi, Jocks!
  +
  +
  +
You guys did great!
  +
  +
  +
You're monsters!
  +
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  +
  +
  +
- I wonder where they were.
  +
- I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
Their day's not planned.
  +
  +
  +
Outside the hive, flying who knows
  +
where, doing who knows what.
  +
  +
  +
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  +
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  +
  +
  +
Right.
  +
  +
  +
Look. That's more pollen
  +
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  +
  +
  +
It's just a status symbol.
  +
Bees make too much of it.
  +
  +
  +
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  +
and the ladies see you wearing it.
  +
  +
  +
Those ladies?
  +
Aren't they our cousins too?
  +
  +
  +
Distant. Distant.
  +
  +
  +
Look at these two.
  +
  +
  +
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  +
- Let's have fun with them.
  +
  +
  +
It must be dangerous
  +
being a Pollen Jock.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  +
against a mushroom!
  +
  +
  +
He had a paw on my throat,
  +
and with the other, he was slapping me!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, my!
  +
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
  +
  +
  +
What were you doing during this?
  +
  +
  +
Trying to alert the authorities.
  +
  +
  +
I can autograph that.
  +
  +
  +
A little gusty out there today,
  +
wasn't it, comrades?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Gusty.
  +
  +
  +
We're hitting a sunflower patch
  +
six miles from here tomorrow.
  +
  +
  +
- Six miles, huh?
  +
- Barry!
  +
  +
  +
A puddle jump for us,
  +
but maybe you're not up for it.
  +
  +
  +
- Maybe I am.
  +
- You are not!
  +
  +
  +
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  +
  +
  +
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  +
Are you bee enough?
  +
  +
  +
I might be. It all depends
  +
on what 0900 means.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Honex!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, you surprised me.
  +
  +
  +
You decide what you're interested in?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
  +
- But you only get one.
  +
  +
  +
Do you ever get bored
  +
doing the same job every day?
  +
  +
  +
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  +
  +
  +
You grab that stick, and you just
  +
move it around, and you stir it around.
  +
  +
  +
You get yourself into a rhythm.
  +
It's a beautiful thing.
  +
  +
  +
You know, Dad,
  +
the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
  +
just isn't right for me.
  +
  +
  +
You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
  +
  +
  +
That's a bad job
  +
for a guy with a stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Janet, your son's not sure
  +
he wants to go into honey!
  +
  +
  +
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  +
- I'm not trying to be funny.
  +
  +
  +
You're not funny! You're going
  +
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  +
  +
  +
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
  +
- No one's listening to me!
  +
  +
  +
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  +
  +
  +
I could say anything right now.
  +
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  +
  +
  +
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  +
  +
  +
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  +
Shave my antennae.
  +
  +
  +
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  +
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so proud.
  +
  +
  +
- We're starting work today!
  +
- Today's the day.
  +
  +
  +
Oome on! All the good jobs
  +
will be gone.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, right.
  +
  +
  +
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  +
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  +
  +
  +
- Is it still available?
  +
- Hang on. Two left!
  +
  +
  +
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  +
Step to the side.
  +
  +
  +
- What'd you get?
  +
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Oouple of newbies?
  +
  +
  +
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  +
  +
  +
Make your choice.
  +
  +
  +
- You want to go first?
  +
- No, you go.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my. What's available?
  +
  +
  +
Restroom attendant's open,
  +
not for the reason you think.
  +
  +
  +
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  +
- Sure, you're on.
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  +
  +
  +
Wax monkey's always open.
  +
  +
  +
The Krelman opened up again.
  +
  +
  +
What happened?
  +
  +
  +
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  +
He's dead. Another dead one.
  +
  +
  +
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  +
  +
  +
Dead from the neck up.
  +
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, this is so hard!
  +
  +
  +
Heating, cooling,
  +
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  +
  +
  +
humming, inspector number seven,
  +
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  +
  +
  +
mite wrangler. Barry, what
  +
do you think I should... Barry?
  +
  +
  +
Barry!
  +
  +
  +
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  +
in quadrant nine...
  +
  +
  +
What happened to you?
  +
Where are you?
  +
  +
  +
- I'm going out.
  +
- Out? Out where?
  +
  +
  +
- Out there.
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
I have to, before I go
  +
to work for the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  +
  +
  +
Another call coming in.
  +
  +
  +
If anyone's feeling brave,
  +
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  +
  +
  +
that gets their roses today.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, guys.
  +
  +
  +
- Look at that.
  +
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  +
  +
  +
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  +
  +
  +
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  +
  +
  +
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  +
  +
  +
- Thank you.
  +
- OK.
  +
  +
  +
You got a rain advisory today,
  +
  +
  +
and as you all know,
  +
bees cannot fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
So be careful. As always,
  +
watch your brooms,
  +
  +
  +
hockey sticks, dogs,
  +
birds, bears and bats.
  +
  +
  +
Also, I got a couple of reports
  +
of root beer being poured on us.
  +
  +
  +
Murphy's in a home because of it,
  +
babbling like a cicada!
  +
  +
  +
- That's awful.
  +
- And a reminder for you rookies,
  +
  +
  +
bee law number one,
  +
absolutely no talking to humans!
  +
  +
  +
All right, launch positions!
  +
  +
  +
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  +
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  +
  +
  +
Black and yellow!
  +
  +
  +
Hello!
  +
  +
  +
You ready for this, hot shot?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  +
  +
  +
Wind, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Antennae, check.
  +
- Nectar pack, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Wings, check.
  +
- Stinger, check.
  +
  +
  +
Scared out of my shorts, check.
  +
  +
  +
OK, ladies,
  +
  +
  +
let's move it out!
  +
  +
  +
Pound those petunias,
  +
you striped stem-suckers!
  +
  +
  +
All of you, drain those flowers!
  +
  +
  +
Wow! I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
So blue.
  +
  +
  +
I feel so fast and free!
  +
  +
  +
Box kite!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Flowers!
  +
  +
  +
This is Blue Leader.
  +
We have roses visual.
  +
  +
  +
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  +
  +
  +
Roses!
  +
  +
  +
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  +
  +
  +
Stand to the side, kid.
  +
It's got a bit of a kick.
  +
  +
  +
That is one nectar collector!
  +
  +
  +
- Ever see pollination up close?
  +
- No, sir.
  +
  +
  +
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  +
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  +
  +
  +
a pinch on that one.
  +
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  +
  +
  +
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  +
  +
  +
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  +
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  +
  +
  +
Oool.
  +
  +
  +
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  +
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  +
  +
  +
Oopy that visual.
  +
  +
  +
Wait. One of these flowers
  +
seems to be on the move.
  +
  +
  +
Say again? You're reporting
  +
a moving flower?
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
That was on the line!
  +
  +
  +
This is the coolest. What is it?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  +
  +
  +
It smells good.
  +
Not like a flower, but I like it.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, fuzzy.
  +
  +
  +
Ohemical-y.
  +
  +
  +
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
My sweet lord of bees!
  +
  +
  +
Oandy-brain, get off there!
  +
  +
  +
Problem!
  +
  +
  +
- Guys!
  +
- This could be bad.
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
Very close.
  +
  +
  +
Gonna hurt.
  +
  +
  +
Mama's little boy.
  +
  +
  +
You are way out of position, rookie!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming in at you like a missile!
  +
  +
  +
Help me!
  +
  +
  +
I don't think these are flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Should we tell him?
  +
- I think he knows.
  +
  +
  +
What is this?!
  +
  +
  +
Match point!
  +
  +
  +
You can start packing up, honey,
  +
because you're about to eat it!
  +
  +
  +
Yowser!
  +
  +
  +
Gross.
  +
  +
  +
There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
  +
- Do something!
  +
- I'm driving!
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, bee.
  +
- He's back here!
  +
  +
  +
He's going to sting me!
  +
  +
  +
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  +
  +
  +
He blinked!
  +
  +
  +
Spray him, Granny!
  +
  +
  +
What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
Wow... the tension level
  +
out here is unbelievable.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta get home.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Oheck out my new resume.
  +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
  +
You see? Folds out.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  +
  +
  +
What was that?
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  +
This time! This time! This...
  +
  +
  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
  +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
  +
I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry.
  +
|ndexnext =KB
  +
  +
The entire Bee Movie Script:
  +
  +
According to all known laws
  +
of aviation,
  +
  +
  +
there is no way a bee
  +
should be able to fly.
  +
  +
  +
Its wings are too small to get
  +
its fat little body off the ground.
  +
  +
  +
The bee, of course, flies anyway
  +
  +
  +
because bees don't care
  +
what humans think is impossible.
  +
  +
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
  +
  +
Ooh, black and yellow!
  +
Let's shake it up a little.
  +
  +
  +
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming!
  +
  +
  +
Hang on a second.
  +
  +
  +
Hello?
  +
  +
  +
- Barry?
  +
- Adam?
  +
  +
  +
- Oan you believe this is happening?
  +
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
  +
  +
  +
Looking sharp.
  +
  +
  +
Use the stairs. Your father
  +
paid good money for those.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. I'm excited.
  +
  +
  +
Here's the graduate.
  +
We're very proud of you, son.
  +
  +
  +
A perfect report card, all B's.
  +
  +
  +
Very proud.
  +
  +
  +
Ma! I got a thing going here.
  +
  +
  +
- You got lint on your fuzz.
  +
- Ow! That's me!
  +
  +
  +
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  +
- Bye!
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I told you,
  +
stop flying in the house!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Adam.
  +
- Hey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that fuzz gel?
  +
- A little. Special day, graduation.
  +
  +
  +
Never thought I'd make it.
  +
  +
  +
Three days grade school,
  +
three days high school.
  +
  +
  +
Those were awkward.
  +
  +
  +
Three days college. I'm glad I took
  +
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  +
  +
  +
You did come back different.
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, Barry.
  +
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  +
  +
  +
- Hear about Frankie?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- You going to the funeral?
  +
- No, I'm not going.
  +
  +
  +
Everybody knows,
  +
sting someone, you die.
  +
  +
  +
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  +
Such a hothead.
  +
  +
  +
I guess he could have
  +
just gotten out of the way.
  +
  +
  +
I love this incorporating
  +
an amusement park into our day.
  +
  +
  +
That's why we don't need vacations.
  +
  +
  +
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  +
under the circumstances.
  +
  +
  +
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
  +
- We are!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee-men.
  +
- Amen!
  +
  +
  +
Hallelujah!
  +
  +
  +
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  +
  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome, New Hive Oity
  +
graduating class of...
  +
  +
  +
...9:15.
  +
  +
  +
That concludes our ceremonies.
  +
  +
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And begins your career
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at Honex Industries!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
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  +
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I heard it's just orientation.
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Heads up! Here we go.
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Keep your hands and antennas
  +
inside the tram at all times.
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- Wonder what it'll be like?
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- A little scary.
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Welcome to Honex,
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a division of Honesco
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and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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This is it!
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Wow.
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Wow.
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We know that you, as a bee,
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have worked your whole life
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  +
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to get to the point where you
  +
can work for your whole life.
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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Our top-secret formula
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is automatically color-corrected,
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scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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into this soothing sweet syrup
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with its distinctive
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golden glow you know as...
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Honey!
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- That girl was hot.
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- She's my cousin!
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- She is?
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- Yes, we're all cousins.
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  +
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- Right. You're right.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
  +
  +
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to improve every aspect
  +
of bee existence.
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These bees are stress-testing
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a new helmet technology.
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- What do you think he makes?
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- Not enough.
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Here we have our latest advancement,
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the Krelman.
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- What does that do?
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
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  +
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that hangs after you pour it.
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Saves us millions.
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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  +
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
  +
small ones. But bees know
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  +
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that every small job,
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if it's done well, means a lot.
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But choose carefully
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  +
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because you'll stay in the job
  +
you pick for the rest of your life.
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The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.
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What's the difference?
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You'll be happy to know that bees,
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as a species, haven't had one day off
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in 27 million years.
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So you'll just work us to death?
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We'll sure try.
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Wow! That blew my mind!
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"What's the difference?"
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How can you say that?
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One job forever?
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That's an insane choice to have to make.
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I'm relieved. Now we only have
  +
to make one decision in life.
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  +
  +
But, Adam, how could they
  +
never have told us that?
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Why would you question anything?
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We're bees.
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We're the most perfectly
  +
functioning society on Earth.
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You ever think maybe things
  +
work a little too well here?
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Like what? Give me one example.
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I don't know. But you know
  +
what I'm talking about.
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Please clear the gate.
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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- Wow.
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I've never seen them this close.
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They know what it's like
  +
outside the hive.
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Yeah, but some don't come back.
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  +
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- Hey, Jocks!
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- Hi, Jocks!
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You guys did great!
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You're monsters!
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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- I wonder where they were.
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- I don't know.
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Their day's not planned.
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Outside the hive, flying who knows
  +
where, doing who knows what.
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You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  +
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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Right.
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Look. That's more pollen
  +
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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It's just a status symbol.
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Bees make too much of it.
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  +
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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  +
and the ladies see you wearing it.
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Those ladies?
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Aren't they our cousins too?
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Distant. Distant.
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Look at these two.
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- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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- Let's have fun with them.
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It must be dangerous
  +
being a Pollen Jock.
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Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  +
against a mushroom!
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He had a paw on my throat,
  +
and with the other, he was slapping me!
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- Oh, my!
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- I never thought I'd knock him out.
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What were you doing during this?
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Trying to alert the authorities.
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I can autograph that.
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A little gusty out there today,
  +
wasn't it, comrades?
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Yeah. Gusty.
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We're hitting a sunflower patch
  +
six miles from here tomorrow.
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- Six miles, huh?
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- Barry!
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  +
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A puddle jump for us,
  +
but maybe you're not up for it.
  +
  +
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- Maybe I am.
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- You are not!
  +
  +
  +
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  +
Are you bee enough?
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  +
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I might be. It all depends
  +
on what 0900 means.
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Hey, Honex!
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Dad, you surprised me.
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You decide what you're interested in?
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  +
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- Well, there's a lot of choices.
  +
- But you only get one.
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  +
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Do you ever get bored
  +
doing the same job every day?
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  +
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Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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  +
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You grab that stick, and you just
  +
move it around, and you stir it around.
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  +
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You get yourself into a rhythm.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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You know, Dad,
  +
the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
  +
just isn't right for me.
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  +
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You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
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That's a bad job
  +
for a guy with a stinger.
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  +
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Janet, your son's not sure
  +
he wants to go into honey!
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  +
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- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  +
- I'm not trying to be funny.
  +
  +
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You're not funny! You're going
  +
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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  +
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- You're gonna be a stirrer?
  +
- No one's listening to me!
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  +
  +
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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  +
I could say anything right now.
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I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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  +
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Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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  +
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Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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Shave my antennae.
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  +
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Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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I'm so proud.
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  +
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- We're starting work today!
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- Today's the day.
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Oome on! All the good jobs
  +
will be gone.
  +
  +
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Yeah, right.
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  +
  +
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  +
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  +
  +
  +
- Is it still available?
  +
- Hang on. Two left!
  +
  +
  +
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  +
Step to the side.
  +
  +
  +
- What'd you get?
  +
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
  +
  +
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Wow!
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  +
  +
Oouple of newbies?
  +
  +
  +
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  +
  +
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Make your choice.
  +
  +
  +
- You want to go first?
  +
- No, you go.
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  +
  +
Oh, my. What's available?
  +
  +
  +
Restroom attendant's open,
  +
not for the reason you think.
  +
  +
  +
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  +
- Sure, you're on.
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  +
  +
  +
Wax monkey's always open.
  +
  +
  +
The Krelman opened up again.
  +
  +
  +
What happened?
  +
  +
  +
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  +
He's dead. Another dead one.
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  +
  +
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  +
  +
  +
Dead from the neck up.
  +
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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Oh, this is so hard!
  +
  +
  +
Heating, cooling,
  +
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  +
  +
  +
humming, inspector number seven,
  +
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  +
  +
  +
mite wrangler. Barry, what
  +
do you think I should... Barry?
  +
  +
  +
Barry!
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  +
  +
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  +
in quadrant nine...
  +
  +
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What happened to you?
  +
Where are you?
  +
  +
  +
- I'm going out.
  +
- Out? Out where?
  +
  +
  +
- Out there.
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
I have to, before I go
  +
to work for the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  +
  +
  +
Another call coming in.
  +
  +
  +
If anyone's feeling brave,
  +
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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  +
  +
that gets their roses today.
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Hey, guys.
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  +
  +
- Look at that.
  +
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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  +
  +
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  +
  +
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It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  +
  +
  +
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  +
  +
  +
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  +
  +
  +
- Thank you.
  +
- OK.
  +
  +
  +
You got a rain advisory today,
  +
  +
  +
and as you all know,
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bees cannot fly in rain.
  +
  +
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So be careful. As always,
  +
watch your brooms,
  +
  +
  +
hockey sticks, dogs,
  +
birds, bears and bats.
  +
  +
  +
Also, I got a couple of reports
  +
of root beer being poured on us.
  +
  +
  +
Murphy's in a home because of it,
  +
babbling like a cicada!
  +
  +
  +
- That's awful.
  +
- And a reminder for you rookies,
  +
  +
  +
bee law number one,
  +
absolutely no talking to humans!
  +
  +
  +
All right, launch positions!
  +
  +
  +
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  +
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  +
  +
  +
Black and yellow!
  +
  +
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Hello!
  +
  +
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You ready for this, hot shot?
  +
  +
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  +
  +
  +
Wind, check.
  +
  +
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- Antennae, check.
  +
- Nectar pack, check.
  +
  +
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- Wings, check.
  +
- Stinger, check.
  +
  +
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Scared out of my shorts, check.
  +
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  +
OK, ladies,
  +
  +
  +
let's move it out!
  +
  +
  +
Pound those petunias,
  +
you striped stem-suckers!
  +
  +
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All of you, drain those flowers!
  +
  +
  +
Wow! I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
So blue.
  +
  +
  +
I feel so fast and free!
  +
  +
  +
Box kite!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Flowers!
  +
  +
  +
This is Blue Leader.
  +
We have roses visual.
  +
  +
  +
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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Roses!
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  +
  +
  +
Stand to the side, kid.
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It's got a bit of a kick.
  +
  +
  +
That is one nectar collector!
  +
  +
  +
- Ever see pollination up close?
  +
- No, sir.
  +
  +
  +
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  +
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  +
  +
  +
a pinch on that one.
  +
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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  +
  +
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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  +
  +
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  +
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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Oool.
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  +
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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Oopy that visual.
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  +
  +
Wait. One of these flowers
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seems to be on the move.
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  +
  +
Say again? You're reporting
  +
a moving flower?
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  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
That was on the line!
  +
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  +
This is the coolest. What is it?
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  +
  +
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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It smells good.
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Not like a flower, but I like it.
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Yeah, fuzzy.
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Ohemical-y.
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Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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My sweet lord of bees!
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Oandy-brain, get off there!
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Problem!
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  +
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- Guys!
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- This could be bad.
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
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Very close.
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Gonna hurt.
  +
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Mama's little boy.
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You are way out of position, rookie!
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Ooming in at you like a missile!
  +
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Help me!
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I don't think these are flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Should we tell him?
  +
- I think he knows.
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What is this?!
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Match point!
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You can start packing up, honey,
  +
because you're about to eat it!
  +
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Yowser!
  +
  +
  +
Gross.
  +
  +
  +
There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
  +
- Do something!
  +
- I'm driving!
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, bee.
  +
- He's back here!
  +
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He's going to sting me!
  +
  +
  +
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  +
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He blinked!
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Spray him, Granny!
  +
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What are you doing?!
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  +
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Wow... the tension level
  +
out here is unbelievable.
  +
  +
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I gotta get home.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
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Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
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Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
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Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
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  +
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Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Oheck out my new resume.
  +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
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You see? Folds out.
  +
  +
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Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  +
  +
  +
What was that?
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  +
This time! This time! This...
  +
  +
  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
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There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
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I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
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  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry.
  +
|dexhoenn =KB
  +
  +
The entire Bee Movie Script:
  +
  +
According to all known laws
  +
of aviation,
  +
  +
  +
there is no way a bee
  +
should be able to fly.
  +
  +
  +
Its wings are too small to get
  +
its fat little body off the ground.
  +
  +
  +
The bee, of course, flies anyway
  +
  +
  +
because bees don't care
  +
what humans think is impossible.
  +
  +
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
  +
  +
Ooh, black and yellow!
  +
Let's shake it up a little.
  +
  +
  +
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming!
  +
  +
  +
Hang on a second.
  +
  +
  +
Hello?
  +
  +
  +
- Barry?
  +
- Adam?
  +
  +
  +
- Oan you believe this is happening?
  +
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
  +
  +
  +
Looking sharp.
  +
  +
  +
Use the stairs. Your father
  +
paid good money for those.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. I'm excited.
  +
  +
  +
Here's the graduate.
  +
We're very proud of you, son.
  +
  +
  +
A perfect report card, all B's.
  +
  +
  +
Very proud.
  +
  +
  +
Ma! I got a thing going here.
  +
  +
  +
- You got lint on your fuzz.
  +
- Ow! That's me!
  +
  +
  +
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  +
- Bye!
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I told you,
  +
stop flying in the house!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Adam.
  +
- Hey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that fuzz gel?
  +
- A little. Special day, graduation.
  +
  +
  +
Never thought I'd make it.
  +
  +
  +
Three days grade school,
  +
three days high school.
  +
  +
  +
Those were awkward.
  +
  +
  +
Three days college. I'm glad I took
  +
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  +
  +
  +
You did come back different.
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, Barry.
  +
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  +
  +
  +
- Hear about Frankie?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- You going to the funeral?
  +
- No, I'm not going.
  +
  +
  +
Everybody knows,
  +
sting someone, you die.
  +
  +
  +
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  +
Such a hothead.
  +
  +
  +
I guess he could have
  +
just gotten out of the way.
  +
  +
  +
I love this incorporating
  +
an amusement park into our day.
  +
  +
  +
That's why we don't need vacations.
  +
  +
  +
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  +
under the circumstances.
  +
  +
  +
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
  +
- We are!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee-men.
  +
- Amen!
  +
  +
  +
Hallelujah!
  +
  +
  +
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  +
  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome, New Hive Oity
  +
graduating class of...
  +
  +
  +
...9:15.
  +
  +
  +
That concludes our ceremonies.
  +
  +
  +
And begins your career
  +
at Honex Industries!
  +
  +
  +
Will we pick ourjob today?
  +
  +
  +
I heard it's just orientation.
  +
  +
  +
Heads up! Here we go.
  +
  +
  +
Keep your hands and antennas
  +
inside the tram at all times.
  +
  +
  +
- Wonder what it'll be like?
  +
- A little scary.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome to Honex,
  +
a division of Honesco
  +
  +
  +
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  +
  +
  +
This is it!
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
We know that you, as a bee,
  +
have worked your whole life
  +
  +
  +
to get to the point where you
  +
can work for your whole life.
  +
  +
  +
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  +
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Our top-secret formula
  +
  +
  +
is automatically color-corrected,
  +
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  +
  +
  +
into this soothing sweet syrup
  +
  +
  +
with its distinctive
  +
golden glow you know as...
  +
  +
  +
Honey!
  +
  +
  +
- That girl was hot.
  +
- She's my cousin!
  +
  +
  +
- She is?
  +
- Yes, we're all cousins.
  +
  +
  +
- Right. You're right.
  +
- At Honex, we constantly strive
  +
  +
  +
to improve every aspect
  +
of bee existence.
  +
  +
  +
These bees are stress-testing
  +
a new helmet technology.
  +
  +
  +
- What do you think he makes?
  +
- Not enough.
  +
  +
  +
Here we have our latest advancement,
  +
the Krelman.
  +
  +
  +
- What does that do?
  +
- Oatches that little strand of honey
  +
  +
  +
that hangs after you pour it.
  +
Saves us millions.
  +
  +
  +
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. Most bee jobs are
  +
small ones. But bees know
  +
  +
  +
that every small job,
  +
if it's done well, means a lot.
  +
  +
  +
But choose carefully
  +
  +
  +
because you'll stay in the job
  +
you pick for the rest of your life.
  +
  +
  +
The same job the rest of your life?
  +
I didn't know that.
  +
  +
  +
What's the difference?
  +
  +
  +
You'll be happy to know that bees,
  +
as a species, haven't had one day off
  +
  +
  +
in 27 million years.
  +
  +
  +
So you'll just work us to death?
  +
  +
  +
We'll sure try.
  +
  +
  +
Wow! That blew my mind!
  +
  +
  +
"What's the difference?"
  +
How can you say that?
  +
  +
  +
One job forever?
  +
That's an insane choice to have to make.
  +
  +
  +
I'm relieved. Now we only have
  +
to make one decision in life.
  +
  +
  +
But, Adam, how could they
  +
never have told us that?
  +
  +
  +
Why would you question anything?
  +
We're bees.
  +
  +
  +
We're the most perfectly
  +
functioning society on Earth.
  +
  +
  +
You ever think maybe things
  +
work a little too well here?
  +
  +
  +
Like what? Give me one example.
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. But you know
  +
what I'm talking about.
  +
  +
  +
Please clear the gate.
  +
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  +
  +
  +
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  +
- Wow.
  +
  +
  +
I've never seen them this close.
  +
  +
  +
They know what it's like
  +
outside the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, but some don't come back.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Jocks!
  +
- Hi, Jocks!
  +
  +
  +
You guys did great!
  +
  +
  +
You're monsters!
  +
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  +
  +
  +
- I wonder where they were.
  +
- I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
Their day's not planned.
  +
  +
  +
Outside the hive, flying who knows
  +
where, doing who knows what.
  +
  +
  +
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  +
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  +
  +
  +
Right.
  +
  +
  +
Look. That's more pollen
  +
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  +
  +
  +
It's just a status symbol.
  +
Bees make too much of it.
  +
  +
  +
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  +
and the ladies see you wearing it.
  +
  +
  +
Those ladies?
  +
Aren't they our cousins too?
  +
  +
  +
Distant. Distant.
  +
  +
  +
Look at these two.
  +
  +
  +
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  +
- Let's have fun with them.
  +
  +
  +
It must be dangerous
  +
being a Pollen Jock.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  +
against a mushroom!
  +
  +
  +
He had a paw on my throat,
  +
and with the other, he was slapping me!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, my!
  +
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
  +
  +
  +
What were you doing during this?
  +
  +
  +
Trying to alert the authorities.
  +
  +
  +
I can autograph that.
  +
  +
  +
A little gusty out there today,
  +
wasn't it, comrades?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Gusty.
  +
  +
  +
We're hitting a sunflower patch
  +
six miles from here tomorrow.
  +
  +
  +
- Six miles, huh?
  +
- Barry!
  +
  +
  +
A puddle jump for us,
  +
but maybe you're not up for it.
  +
  +
  +
- Maybe I am.
  +
- You are not!
  +
  +
  +
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  +
  +
  +
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  +
Are you bee enough?
  +
  +
  +
I might be. It all depends
  +
on what 0900 means.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Honex!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, you surprised me.
  +
  +
  +
You decide what you're interested in?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
  +
- But you only get one.
  +
  +
  +
Do you ever get bored
  +
doing the same job every day?
  +
  +
  +
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  +
  +
  +
You grab that stick, and you just
  +
move it around, and you stir it around.
  +
  +
  +
You get yourself into a rhythm.
  +
It's a beautiful thing.
  +
  +
  +
You know, Dad,
  +
the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
  +
just isn't right for me.
  +
  +
  +
You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
  +
  +
  +
That's a bad job
  +
for a guy with a stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Janet, your son's not sure
  +
he wants to go into honey!
  +
  +
  +
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  +
- I'm not trying to be funny.
  +
  +
  +
You're not funny! You're going
  +
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  +
  +
  +
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
  +
- No one's listening to me!
  +
  +
  +
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  +
  +
  +
I could say anything right now.
  +
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  +
  +
  +
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  +
  +
  +
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  +
Shave my antennae.
  +
  +
  +
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  +
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so proud.
  +
  +
  +
- We're starting work today!
  +
- Today's the day.
  +
  +
  +
Oome on! All the good jobs
  +
will be gone.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, right.
  +
  +
  +
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  +
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  +
  +
  +
- Is it still available?
  +
- Hang on. Two left!
  +
  +
  +
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  +
Step to the side.
  +
  +
  +
- What'd you get?
  +
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Oouple of newbies?
  +
  +
  +
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  +
  +
  +
Make your choice.
  +
  +
  +
- You want to go first?
  +
- No, you go.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my. What's available?
  +
  +
  +
Restroom attendant's open,
  +
not for the reason you think.
  +
  +
  +
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  +
- Sure, you're on.
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  +
  +
  +
Wax monkey's always open.
  +
  +
  +
The Krelman opened up again.
  +
  +
  +
What happened?
  +
  +
  +
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  +
He's dead. Another dead one.
  +
  +
  +
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  +
  +
  +
Dead from the neck up.
  +
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, this is so hard!
  +
  +
  +
Heating, cooling,
  +
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  +
  +
  +
humming, inspector number seven,
  +
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  +
  +
  +
mite wrangler. Barry, what
  +
do you think I should... Barry?
  +
  +
  +
Barry!
  +
  +
  +
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  +
in quadrant nine...
  +
  +
  +
What happened to you?
  +
Where are you?
  +
  +
  +
- I'm going out.
  +
- Out? Out where?
  +
  +
  +
- Out there.
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
I have to, before I go
  +
to work for the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  +
  +
  +
Another call coming in.
  +
  +
  +
If anyone's feeling brave,
  +
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  +
  +
  +
that gets their roses today.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, guys.
  +
  +
  +
- Look at that.
  +
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  +
  +
  +
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  +
  +
  +
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  +
  +
  +
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  +
  +
  +
- Thank you.
  +
- OK.
  +
  +
  +
You got a rain advisory today,
  +
  +
  +
and as you all know,
  +
bees cannot fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
So be careful. As always,
  +
watch your brooms,
  +
  +
  +
hockey sticks, dogs,
  +
birds, bears and bats.
  +
  +
  +
Also, I got a couple of reports
  +
of root beer being poured on us.
  +
  +
  +
Murphy's in a home because of it,
  +
babbling like a cicada!
  +
  +
  +
- That's awful.
  +
- And a reminder for you rookies,
  +
  +
  +
bee law number one,
  +
absolutely no talking to humans!
  +
  +
  +
All right, launch positions!
  +
  +
  +
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  +
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  +
  +
  +
Black and yellow!
  +
  +
  +
Hello!
  +
  +
  +
You ready for this, hot shot?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  +
  +
  +
Wind, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Antennae, check.
  +
- Nectar pack, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Wings, check.
  +
- Stinger, check.
  +
  +
  +
Scared out of my shorts, check.
  +
  +
  +
OK, ladies,
  +
  +
  +
let's move it out!
  +
  +
  +
Pound those petunias,
  +
you striped stem-suckers!
  +
  +
  +
All of you, drain those flowers!
  +
  +
  +
Wow! I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
So blue.
  +
  +
  +
I feel so fast and free!
  +
  +
  +
Box kite!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Flowers!
  +
  +
  +
This is Blue Leader.
  +
We have roses visual.
  +
  +
  +
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  +
  +
  +
Roses!
  +
  +
  +
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  +
  +
  +
Stand to the side, kid.
  +
It's got a bit of a kick.
  +
  +
  +
That is one nectar collector!
  +
  +
  +
- Ever see pollination up close?
  +
- No, sir.
  +
  +
  +
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  +
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  +
  +
  +
a pinch on that one.
  +
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  +
  +
  +
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  +
  +
  +
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  +
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  +
  +
  +
Oool.
  +
  +
  +
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  +
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  +
  +
  +
Oopy that visual.
  +
  +
  +
Wait. One of these flowers
  +
seems to be on the move.
  +
  +
  +
Say again? You're reporting
  +
a moving flower?
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
That was on the line!
  +
  +
  +
This is the coolest. What is it?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  +
  +
  +
It smells good.
  +
Not like a flower, but I like it.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, fuzzy.
  +
  +
  +
Ohemical-y.
  +
  +
  +
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
My sweet lord of bees!
  +
  +
  +
Oandy-brain, get off there!
  +
  +
  +
Problem!
  +
  +
  +
- Guys!
  +
- This could be bad.
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
Very close.
  +
  +
  +
Gonna hurt.
  +
  +
  +
Mama's little boy.
  +
  +
  +
You are way out of position, rookie!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming in at you like a missile!
  +
  +
  +
Help me!
  +
  +
  +
I don't think these are flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Should we tell him?
  +
- I think he knows.
  +
  +
  +
What is this?!
  +
  +
  +
Match point!
  +
  +
  +
You can start packing up, honey,
  +
because you're about to eat it!
  +
  +
  +
Yowser!
  +
  +
  +
Gross.
  +
  +
  +
There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
  +
- Do something!
  +
- I'm driving!
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, bee.
  +
- He's back here!
  +
  +
  +
He's going to sting me!
  +
  +
  +
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  +
  +
  +
He blinked!
  +
  +
  +
Spray him, Granny!
  +
  +
  +
What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
Wow... the tension level
  +
out here is unbelievable.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta get home.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Oheck out my new resume.
  +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
  +
You see? Folds out.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  +
  +
  +
What was that?
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  +
This time! This time! This...
  +
  +
  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
  +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
  +
I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. KB
  +
  +
The entire Bee Movie Script:
  +
  +
According to all known laws
  +
of aviation,
  +
  +
  +
there is no way a bee
  +
should be able to fly.
  +
  +
  +
Its wings are too small to get
  +
its fat little body off the ground.
  +
  +
  +
The bee, of course, flies anyway
  +
  +
  +
because bees don't care
  +
what humans think is impossible.
  +
  +
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  +
  +
  +
Ooh, black and yellow!
  +
Let's shake it up a little.
  +
  +
  +
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming!
  +
  +
  +
Hang on a second.
  +
  +
  +
Hello?
  +
  +
  +
- Barry?
  +
- Adam?
  +
  +
  +
- Oan you believe this is happening?
  +
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
  +
  +
  +
Looking sharp.
  +
  +
  +
Use the stairs. Your father
  +
paid good money for those.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry. I'm excited.
  +
  +
  +
Here's the graduate.
  +
We're very proud of you, son.
  +
  +
  +
A perfect report card, all B's.
  +
  +
  +
Very proud.
  +
  +
  +
Ma! I got a thing going here.
  +
  +
  +
- You got lint on your fuzz.
  +
- Ow! That's me!
  +
  +
  +
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  +
- Bye!
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I told you,
  +
stop flying in the house!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Adam.
  +
- Hey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that fuzz gel?
  +
- A little. Special day, graduation.
  +
  +
  +
Never thought I'd make it.
  +
  +
  +
Three days grade school,
  +
three days high school.
  +
  +
  +
Those were awkward.
  +
  +
  +
Three days college. I'm glad I took
  +
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  +
  +
  +
You did come back different.
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, Barry.
  +
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  +
  +
  +
- Hear about Frankie?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- You going to the funeral?
  +
- No, I'm not going.
  +
  +
  +
Everybody knows,
  +
sting someone, you die.
  +
  +
  +
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  +
Such a hothead.
  +
  +
  +
I guess he could have
  +
just gotten out of the way.
  +
  +
  +
I love this incorporating
  +
an amusement park into our day.
  +
  +
  +
That's why we don't need vacations.
  +
  +
  +
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  +
under the circumstances.
  +
  +
  +
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
  +
- We are!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee-men.
  +
- Amen!
  +
  +
  +
Hallelujah!
  +
  +
  +
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  +
  +
  +
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome, New Hive Oity
  +
graduating class of...
  +
  +
  +
...9:15.
  +
  +
  +
That concludes our ceremonies.
  +
  +
  +
And begins your career
  +
at Honex Industries!
  +
  +
  +
Will we pick ourjob today?
  +
  +
  +
I heard it's just orientation.
  +
  +
  +
Heads up! Here we go.
  +
  +
  +
Keep your hands and antennas
  +
inside the tram at all times.
  +
  +
  +
- Wonder what it'll be like?
  +
- A little scary.
  +
  +
  +
Welcome to Honex,
  +
a division of Honesco
  +
  +
  +
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  +
  +
  +
This is it!
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
Wow.
  +
  +
  +
We know that you, as a bee,
  +
have worked your whole life
  +
  +
  +
to get to the point where you
  +
can work for your whole life.
  +
  +
  +
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  +
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Our top-secret formula
  +
  +
  +
is automatically color-corrected,
  +
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  +
  +
  +
into this soothing sweet syrup
  +
  +
  +
with its distinctive
  +
golden glow you know as...
  +
  +
  +
Honey!
  +
  +
  +
- That girl was hot.
  +
- She's my cousin!
  +
  +
  +
- She is?
  +
- Yes, we're all cousins.
  +
  +
  +
- Right. You're right.
  +
- At Honex, we constantly strive
  +
  +
  +
to improve every aspect
  +
of bee existence.
  +
  +
  +
These bees are stress-testing
  +
a new helmet technology.
  +
  +
  +
- What do you think he makes?
  +
- Not enough.
  +
  +
  +
Here we have our latest advancement,
  +
the Krelman.
  +
  +
  +
- What does that do?
  +
- Oatches that little strand of honey
  +
  +
  +
that hangs after you pour it.
  +
Saves us millions.
  +
  +
  +
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. Most bee jobs are
  +
small ones. But bees know
  +
  +
  +
that every small job,
  +
if it's done well, means a lot.
  +
  +
  +
But choose carefully
  +
  +
  +
because you'll stay in the job
  +
you pick for the rest of your life.
  +
  +
  +
The same job the rest of your life?
  +
I didn't know that.
  +
  +
  +
What's the difference?
  +
  +
  +
You'll be happy to know that bees,
  +
as a species, haven't had one day off
  +
  +
  +
in 27 million years.
  +
  +
  +
So you'll just work us to death?
  +
  +
  +
We'll sure try.
  +
  +
  +
Wow! That blew my mind!
  +
  +
  +
"What's the difference?"
  +
How can you say that?
  +
  +
  +
One job forever?
  +
That's an insane choice to have to make.
  +
  +
  +
I'm relieved. Now we only have
  +
to make one decision in life.
  +
  +
  +
But, Adam, how could they
  +
never have told us that?
  +
  +
  +
Why would you question anything?
  +
We're bees.
  +
  +
  +
We're the most perfectly
  +
functioning society on Earth.
  +
  +
  +
You ever think maybe things
  +
work a little too well here?
  +
  +
  +
Like what? Give me one example.
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. But you know
  +
what I'm talking about.
  +
  +
  +
Please clear the gate.
  +
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  +
  +
  +
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  +
- Wow.
  +
  +
  +
I've never seen them this close.
  +
  +
  +
They know what it's like
  +
outside the hive.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, but some don't come back.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, Jocks!
  +
- Hi, Jocks!
  +
  +
  +
You guys did great!
  +
  +
  +
You're monsters!
  +
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  +
  +
  +
- I wonder where they were.
  +
- I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
Their day's not planned.
  +
  +
  +
Outside the hive, flying who knows
  +
where, doing who knows what.
  +
  +
  +
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  +
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  +
  +
  +
Right.
  +
  +
  +
Look. That's more pollen
  +
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  +
  +
  +
It's just a status symbol.
  +
Bees make too much of it.
  +
  +
  +
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  +
and the ladies see you wearing it.
  +
  +
  +
Those ladies?
  +
Aren't they our cousins too?
  +
  +
  +
Distant. Distant.
  +
  +
  +
Look at these two.
  +
  +
  +
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  +
- Let's have fun with them.
  +
  +
  +
It must be dangerous
  +
being a Pollen Jock.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  +
against a mushroom!
  +
  +
  +
He had a paw on my throat,
  +
and with the other, he was slapping me!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, my!
  +
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
  +
  +
  +
What were you doing during this?
  +
  +
  +
Trying to alert the authorities.
  +
  +
  +
I can autograph that.
  +
  +
  +
A little gusty out there today,
  +
wasn't it, comrades?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Gusty.
  +
  +
  +
We're hitting a sunflower patch
  +
six miles from here tomorrow.
  +
  +
  +
- Six miles, huh?
  +
- Barry!
  +
  +
  +
A puddle jump for us,
  +
but maybe you're not up for it.
  +
  +
  +
- Maybe I am.
  +
- You are not!
  +
  +
  +
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  +
  +
  +
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  +
Are you bee enough?
  +
  +
  +
I might be. It all depends
  +
on what 0900 means.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Honex!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, you surprised me.
  +
  +
  +
You decide what you're interested in?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
  +
- But you only get one.
  +
  +
  +
Do you ever get bored
  +
doing the same job every day?
  +
  +
  +
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  +
  +
  +
You grab that stick, and you just
  +
move it around, and you stir it around.
  +
  +
  +
You get yourself into a rhythm.
  +
It's a beautiful thing.
  +
  +
  +
You know, Dad,
  +
the more I think about it,
  +
  +
  +
maybe the honey field
  +
just isn't right for me.
  +
  +
  +
You were thinking of what,
  +
making balloon animals?
  +
  +
  +
That's a bad job
  +
for a guy with a stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Janet, your son's not sure
  +
he wants to go into honey!
  +
  +
  +
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  +
- I'm not trying to be funny.
  +
  +
  +
You're not funny! You're going
  +
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  +
  +
  +
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
  +
- No one's listening to me!
  +
  +
  +
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  +
  +
  +
I could say anything right now.
  +
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  +
  +
  +
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  +
  +
  +
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  +
Shave my antennae.
  +
  +
  +
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  +
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so proud.
  +
  +
  +
- We're starting work today!
  +
- Today's the day.
  +
  +
  +
Oome on! All the good jobs
  +
will be gone.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, right.
  +
  +
  +
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  +
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  +
  +
  +
- Is it still available?
  +
- Hang on. Two left!
  +
  +
  +
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  +
Step to the side.
  +
  +
  +
- What'd you get?
  +
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Oouple of newbies?
  +
  +
  +
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  +
  +
  +
Make your choice.
  +
  +
  +
- You want to go first?
  +
- No, you go.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my. What's available?
  +
  +
  +
Restroom attendant's open,
  +
not for the reason you think.
  +
  +
  +
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  +
- Sure, you're on.
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  +
  +
  +
Wax monkey's always open.
  +
  +
  +
The Krelman opened up again.
  +
  +
  +
What happened?
  +
  +
  +
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  +
He's dead. Another dead one.
  +
  +
  +
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  +
  +
  +
Dead from the neck up.
  +
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, this is so hard!
  +
  +
  +
Heating, cooling,
  +
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  +
  +
  +
humming, inspector number seven,
  +
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  +
  +
  +
mite wrangler. Barry, what
  +
do you think I should... Barry?
  +
  +
  +
Barry!
  +
  +
  +
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  +
in quadrant nine...
  +
  +
  +
What happened to you?
  +
Where are you?
  +
  +
  +
- I'm going out.
  +
- Out? Out where?
  +
  +
  +
- Out there.
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
I have to, before I go
  +
to work for the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  +
  +
  +
Another call coming in.
  +
  +
  +
If anyone's feeling brave,
  +
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  +
  +
  +
that gets their roses today.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, guys.
  +
  +
  +
- Look at that.
  +
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  +
  +
  +
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  +
  +
  +
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  +
  +
  +
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  +
  +
  +
- Thank you.
  +
- OK.
  +
  +
  +
You got a rain advisory today,
  +
  +
  +
and as you all know,
  +
bees cannot fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
So be careful. As always,
  +
watch your brooms,
  +
  +
  +
hockey sticks, dogs,
  +
birds, bears and bats.
  +
  +
  +
Also, I got a couple of reports
  +
of root beer being poured on us.
  +
  +
  +
Murphy's in a home because of it,
  +
babbling like a cicada!
  +
  +
  +
- That's awful.
  +
- And a reminder for you rookies,
  +
  +
  +
bee law number one,
  +
absolutely no talking to humans!
  +
  +
  +
All right, launch positions!
  +
  +
  +
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  +
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  +
  +
  +
Black and yellow!
  +
  +
  +
Hello!
  +
  +
  +
You ready for this, hot shot?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  +
  +
  +
Wind, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Antennae, check.
  +
- Nectar pack, check.
  +
  +
  +
- Wings, check.
  +
- Stinger, check.
  +
  +
  +
Scared out of my shorts, check.
  +
  +
  +
OK, ladies,
  +
  +
  +
let's move it out!
  +
  +
  +
Pound those petunias,
  +
you striped stem-suckers!
  +
  +
  +
All of you, drain those flowers!
  +
  +
  +
Wow! I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm out!
  +
  +
  +
So blue.
  +
  +
  +
I feel so fast and free!
  +
  +
  +
Box kite!
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
Flowers!
  +
  +
  +
This is Blue Leader.
  +
We have roses visual.
  +
  +
  +
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  +
  +
  +
Roses!
  +
  +
  +
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  +
  +
  +
Stand to the side, kid.
  +
It's got a bit of a kick.
  +
  +
  +
That is one nectar collector!
  +
  +
  +
- Ever see pollination up close?
  +
- No, sir.
  +
  +
  +
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  +
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  +
  +
  +
a pinch on that one.
  +
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  +
  +
  +
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  +
  +
  +
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  +
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  +
  +
  +
Oool.
  +
  +
  +
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  +
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  +
  +
  +
Oopy that visual.
  +
  +
  +
Wait. One of these flowers
  +
seems to be on the move.
  +
  +
  +
Say again? You're reporting
  +
a moving flower?
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
That was on the line!
  +
  +
  +
This is the coolest. What is it?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  +
  +
  +
It smells good.
  +
Not like a flower, but I like it.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, fuzzy.
  +
  +
  +
Ohemical-y.
  +
  +
  +
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
My sweet lord of bees!
  +
  +
  +
Oandy-brain, get off there!
  +
  +
  +
Problem!
  +
  +
  +
- Guys!
  +
- This could be bad.
  +
  +
  +
Affirmative.
  +
  +
  +
Very close.
  +
  +
  +
Gonna hurt.
  +
  +
  +
Mama's little boy.
  +
  +
  +
You are way out of position, rookie!
  +
  +
  +
Ooming in at you like a missile!
  +
  +
  +
Help me!
  +
  +
  +
I don't think these are flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Should we tell him?
  +
- I think he knows.
  +
  +
  +
What is this?!
  +
  +
  +
Match point!
  +
  +
  +
You can start packing up, honey,
  +
because you're about to eat it!
  +
  +
  +
Yowser!
  +
  +
  +
Gross.
  +
  +
  +
There's a bee in the car!
  +
  +
  +
- Do something!
  +
- I'm driving!
  +
  +
  +
- Hi, bee.
  +
- He's back here!
  +
  +
  +
He's going to sting me!
  +
  +
  +
Nobody move. If you don't move,
  +
he won't sting you. Freeze!
  +
  +
  +
He blinked!
  +
  +
  +
Spray him, Granny!
  +
  +
  +
What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
Wow... the tension level
  +
out here is unbelievable.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta get home.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Oan't fly in rain.
  +
  +
  +
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Ken, could you close
  +
the window please?
  +
  +
  +
Oheck out my new resume.
  +
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  +
  +
  +
You see? Folds out.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  +
  +
  +
What was that?
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  +
This time! This time! This...
  +
  +
  +
Drapes!
  +
  +
  +
That is diabolical.
  +
  +
  +
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  +
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  +
  +
  +
What's number one? Star Wars?
  +
  +
  +
Nah, I don't go for that...
  +
  +
  +
...kind of stuff.
  +
  +
  +
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  +
They're out of their minds.
  +
  +
  +
When I leave a job interview, they're
  +
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  +
  +
  +
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  +
  +
  +
I don't remember the sun
  +
having a big 75 on it.
  +
  +
  +
I predicted global warming.
  +
  +
  +
I could feel it getting hotter.
  +
At first I thought it was just me.
  +
  +
  +
Wait! Stop! Bee!
  +
  +
  +
Stand back. These are winter boots.
  +
  +
  +
Wait!
  +
  +
  +
Don't kill him!
  +
  +
  +
You know I'm allergic to them!
  +
This thing could kill me!
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have
  +
less value than yours?
  +
  +
  +
Why does his life have any less value
  +
than mine? Is that your statement?
  +
  +
  +
I'm just saying all life has value. You
  +
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  +
  +
  +
My brochure!
  +
  +
  +
There you go, little guy.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not scared of him.
  +
It's an allergic thing.
  +
  +
  +
Put that on your resume brochure.
  +
  +
  +
My whole face could puff up.
  +
  +
  +
Make it one of your special skills.
  +
  +
  +
Knocking someone out
  +
is also a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  +
  +
  +
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  +
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
- You could put carob chips on there.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
- Supposed to be less calories.
  +
- Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life.
  +
I gotta say something.
  +
  +
  +
All right, here it goes.
  +
  +
  +
Nah.
  +
  +
  +
What would I say?
  +
  +
  +
I could really get in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee law.
  +
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe I'm doing this.
  +
  +
  +
I've got to.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
No. Yes. No.
  +
  +
  +
Do it. I can't.
  +
  +
  +
How should I start it?
  +
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  +
  +
  +
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  +
  +
  +
Hi!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry.
  +
  +
  +
- You're talking.
  +
- Yes, I know.
  +
  +
  +
You're talking!
  +
  +
  +
I'm so sorry.
  +
  +
  +
No, it's OK. It's fine.
  +
I know I'm dreaming.
  +
  +
  +
But I don't recall going to bed.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I'm sure this
  +
is very disconcerting.
  +
  +
  +
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  +
I mean, you're a bee!
  +
  +
  +
I am. And I'm not supposed
  +
to be doing this,
  +
  +
  +
but they were all trying to kill me.
  +
  +
  +
And if it wasn't for you...
  +
  +
  +
I had to thank you.
  +
It's just how I was raised.
  +
  +
  +
That was a little weird.
  +
  +
  +
- I'm talking with a bee.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I'm talking to a bee.
  +
And the bee is talking to me!
  +
  +
  +
I just want to say I'm grateful.
  +
I'll leave now.
  +
  +
  +
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  +
- What?
  +
  +
  +
The talking thing.
  +
  +
  +
Same way you did, I guess.
  +
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  +
  +
  +
- That's very funny.
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  +
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
Oan I...
  +
  +
  +
...get you something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know. I mean...
  +
I don't know. Ooffee?
  +
  +
  +
I don't want to put you out.
  +
  +
  +
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  +
  +
  +
- It's just coffee.
  +
- I hate to impose.
  +
  +
  +
- Don't be ridiculous!
  +
- Actually, I would love a cup.
  +
  +
  +
Hey, you want rum cake?
  +
  +
  +
- I shouldn't.
  +
- Have some.
  +
  +
  +
- No, I can't.
  +
- Oome on!
  +
  +
  +
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  +
  +
  +
- Where?
  +
- These stripes don't help.
  +
  +
  +
You look great!
  +
  +
  +
I don't know if you know
  +
anything about fashion.
  +
  +
  +
Are you all right?
  +
  +
  +
No.
  +
  +
  +
He's making the tie in the cab
  +
as they're flying up Madison.
  +
  +
  +
He finally gets there.
  +
  +
  +
He runs up the steps into the church.
  +
The wedding is on.
  +
  +
  +
And he says, "Watermelon?
  +
I thought you said Guatemalan.
  +
  +
  +
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  +
  +
  +
Is that a bee joke?
  +
  +
  +
That's the kind of stuff we do.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, different.
  +
  +
  +
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
About work? I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I want to do my part for the hive,
  +
but I can't do it the way they want.
  +
  +
  +
I know how you feel.
  +
  +
  +
- You do?
  +
- Sure.
  +
  +
  +
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  +
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  +
  +
  +
- Really?
  +
- My only interest is flowers.
  +
  +
  +
Our new queen was just elected
  +
with that same campaign slogan.
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, if you look...
  +
  +
  +
There's my hive right there. See it?
  +
  +
  +
You're in Sheep Meadow!
  +
  +
  +
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  +
  +
  +
No way! I know that area.
  +
I lost a toe ring there once.
  +
  +
  +
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  +
- Why not?
  +
  +
  +
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  +
- Maybe I'll try that.
  +
  +
  +
- You all right, ma'am?
  +
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
  +
  +
  +
Just having two cups of coffee!
  +
  +
  +
Anyway, this has been great.
  +
Thanks for the coffee.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it's no trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  +
I'd be up the rest of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Are you...?
  +
  +
  +
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  +
  +
  +
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  +
  +
  +
- Thanks!
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Well, then...
  +
I guess I'll see you around.
  +
  +
  +
Or not.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
And thank you
  +
so much again... for before.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that? That was nothing.
  +
  +
  +
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  +
  +
  +
This can't possibly work.
  +
  +
  +
He's all set to go.
  +
We may as well try it.
  +
  +
  +
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  +
  +
  +
- Sounds amazing.
  +
- It was amazing!
  +
  +
  +
It was the scariest,
  +
happiest moment of my life.
  +
  +
  +
Humans! I can't believe
  +
you were with humans!
  +
  +
  +
Giant, scary humans!
  +
What were they like?
  +
  +
  +
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  +
  +
  +
They eat crazy giant things.
  +
They drive crazy.
  +
  +
  +
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  +
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
  +
  +
  +
- How'd you get back?
  +
- Poodle.
  +
  +
  +
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  +
whatever you wanted to see.
  +
  +
  +
You had your "experience." Now you
  +
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  +
  +
  +
- Well...
  +
- Well?
  +
  +
  +
Well, I met someone.
  +
  +
  +
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  +
  +
  +
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  +
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
  +
  +
  +
- Spider?
  +
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's the hottest thing,
  +
with the eight legs and all.
  +
  +
  +
I can't get by that face.
  +
  +
  +
So who is she?
  +
  +
  +
She's... human.
  +
  +
  +
No, no. That's a bee law.
  +
You wouldn't break a bee law.
  +
  +
  +
- Her name's Vanessa.
  +
- Oh, boy.
  +
  +
  +
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  +
  +
  +
We're not dating.
  +
  +
  +
You're flying outside the hive, talking
  +
to humans that attack our homes
  +
  +
  +
with power washers and M-80s!
  +
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  +
  +
  +
She saved my life!
  +
And she understands me.
  +
  +
  +
This is over!
  +
  +
  +
Eat this.
  +
  +
  +
This is not over! What was that?
  +
  +
  +
- They call it a crumb.
  +
- It was so stingin' stripey!
  +
  +
  +
And that's not what they eat.
  +
That's what falls off what they eat!
  +
  +
  +
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  +
They heat it up...
  +
  +
  +
Sit down!
  +
  +
  +
...really hot!
  +
- Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
We are not them! We're us.
  +
There's us and there's them!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, but who can deny
  +
the heart that is yearning?
  +
  +
  +
There's no yearning.
  +
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  +
  +
  +
You have got to start thinking bee,
  +
my friend. Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
- Thinking bee.
  +
  +
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  +
  +
  +
There he is. He's in the pool.
  +
  +
  +
You know what your problem is, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
I gotta start thinking bee?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will this go on?
  +
  +
  +
It's been three days!
  +
Why aren't you working?
  +
  +
  +
I've got a lot of big life decisions
  +
to think about.
  +
  +
  +
What life? You have no life!
  +
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  +
  +
  +
Would it kill you
  +
to make a little honey?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, come out.
  +
Your father's talking to you.
  +
  +
  +
Martin, would you talk to him?
  +
  +
  +
Barry, I'm talking to you!
  +
  +
  +
You coming?
  +
  +
  +
Got everything?
  +
  +
  +
All set!
  +
  +
  +
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  +
  +
  +
Don't be too long.
  +
  +
  +
Watch this!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa!
  +
  +
  +
- We're still here.
  +
- I told you not to yell at him.
  +
  +
  +
He doesn't respond to yelling!
  +
  +
  +
- Then why yell at me?
  +
- Because you don't listen!
  +
  +
  +
I'm not listening to this.
  +
  +
  +
Sorry, I've gotta go.
  +
  +
  +
- Where are you going?
  +
- I'm meeting a friend.
  +
  +
  +
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  +
  +
  +
Bye.
  +
  +
  +
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  +
  +
  +
They have a huge parade
  +
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  +
  +
  +
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  +
that's every florist's dream!
  +
  +
  +
Up on a float, surrounded
  +
by flowers, crowds cheering.
  +
  +
  +
A tournament. Do the roses
  +
compete in athletic events?
  +
  +
  +
No. All right, I've got one.
  +
How come you don't fly everywhere?
  +
  +
  +
It's exhausting. Why don't you
  +
run everywhere? It's faster.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  +
All right, your turn.
  +
  +
  +
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  +
That's insane!
  +
  +
  +
You don't have that?
  +
  +
  +
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  +
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Dumb bees!
  +
  +
  +
You must want to sting all those jerks.
  +
  +
  +
We try not to sting.
  +
It's usually fatal for us.
  +
  +
  +
So you have to watch your temper.
  +
  +
  +
Very carefully.
  +
You kick a wall, take a walk,
  +
  +
  +
write an angry letter and throw it out.
  +
Work through it like any emotion:
  +
  +
  +
Anger, jealousy, lust.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
- What is wrong with you?!
  +
- It's a bug.
  +
  +
  +
He's not bothering anybody.
  +
Get out of here, you creep!
  +
  +
  +
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  +
  +
  +
It felt like about 10 pages.
  +
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  +
  +
  +
You've really got that
  +
down to a science.
  +
  +
  +
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  +
- I'll bet.
  +
  +
  +
What in the name
  +
of Mighty Hercules is this?
  +
  +
  +
How did this get here?
  +
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  +
  +
  +
Ray Liotta Private Select?
  +
  +
  +
- Is he that actor?
  +
- I never heard of him.
  +
  +
  +
- Why is this here?
  +
- For people. We eat it.
  +
  +
  +
You don't have
  +
enough food of your own?
  +
  +
  +
- Well, yes.
  +
- How do you get it?
  +
  +
  +
- Bees make it.
  +
- I know who makes it!
  +
  +
  +
And it's hard to make it!
  +
  +
  +
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  +
You need a whole Krelman thing!
  +
  +
  +
- It's organic.
  +
- It's our-ganic!
  +
  +
  +
It's just honey, Barry.
  +
  +
  +
Just what?!
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't know about this!
  +
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  +
  +
  +
You've taken our homes, schools,
  +
hospitals! This is all we have!
  +
  +
  +
And it's on sale?!
  +
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  +
  +
  +
I'm getting to the bottom
  +
of all of this!
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Hector.
  +
  +
  +
- You almost done?
  +
- Almost.
  +
  +
  +
He is here. I sense it.
  +
  +
  +
Well, I guess I'll go home now
  +
  +
  +
and just leave this nice honey out,
  +
with no one around.
  +
  +
  +
You're busted, box boy!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I heard something.
  +
So you can talk!
  +
  +
  +
I can talk.
  +
And now you'll start talking!
  +
  +
  +
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  +
Who's your supplier?
  +
  +
  +
I don't understand.
  +
I thought we were friends.
  +
  +
  +
The last thing we want
  +
to do is upset bees!
  +
  +
  +
You're too late! It's ours now!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, have crossed
  +
the wrong sword!
  +
  +
  +
You, sir, will be lunch
  +
for my iguana, Ignacio!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the honey coming from?
  +
  +
  +
Tell me where!
  +
  +
  +
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  +
  +
  +
Orazy person!
  +
  +
  +
What horrible thing has happened here?
  +
  +
  +
These faces, they never knew
  +
what hit them. And now
  +
  +
  +
they're on the road to nowhere!
  +
  +
  +
Just keep still.
  +
  +
  +
What? You're not dead?
  +
  +
  +
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  +
that moves. Where you headed?
  +
  +
  +
To Honey Farms.
  +
I am onto something huge here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  +
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to Tacoma.
  +
  +
  +
- And you?
  +
- He really is dead.
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
Uh-oh!
  +
  +
  +
- What is that?!
  +
- Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
- A wiper! Triple blade!
  +
- Triple blade?
  +
  +
  +
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  +
  +
  +
Why does everything have
  +
to be so doggone clean?!
  +
  +
  +
How much do you people need to see?!
  +
  +
  +
Open your eyes!
  +
Stick your head out the window!
  +
  +
  +
From NPR News in Washington,
  +
I'm Oarl Kasell.
  +
  +
  +
But don't kill no more bugs!
  +
  +
  +
- Bee!
  +
- Moose blood guy!!
  +
  +
  +
- You hear something?
  +
- Like what?
  +
  +
  +
Like tiny screaming.
  +
  +
  +
Turn off the radio.
  +
  +
  +
Whassup, bee boy?
  +
  +
  +
Hey, Blood.
  +
  +
  +
Just a row of honey jars,
  +
as far as the eye could see.
  +
  +
  +
Wow!
  +
  +
  +
I assume wherever this truck goes
  +
is where they're getting it.
  +
  +
  +
I mean, that honey's ours.
  +
  +
  +
- Bees hang tight.
  +
- We're all jammed in.
  +
  +
  +
It's a close community.
  +
  +
  +
Not us, man. We on our own.
  +
Every mosquito on his own.
  +
  +
  +
- What if you get in trouble?
  +
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  +
  +
  +
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  +
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  +
  +
  +
At least you're out in the world.
  +
You must meet girls.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  +
get with a moth, dragonfly.
  +
  +
  +
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  +
  +
  +
You got to be kidding me!
  +
  +
  +
Mooseblood's about to leave
  +
the building! So long, bee!
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, guys!
  +
- Mooseblood!
  +
  +
  +
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  +
Did you bring your crazy straw?
  +
  +
  +
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  +
and it's pretty much pure profit.
  +
  +
  +
What is this place?
  +
  +
  +
A bee's got a brain
  +
the size of a pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
They are pinheads!
  +
  +
  +
Pinhead.
  +
  +
  +
- Oheck out the new smoker.
  +
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  +
  +
  +
The Thomas 3000!
  +
  +
  +
Smoker?
  +
  +
  +
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  +
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  +
  +
  +
A couple breaths of this
  +
knocks them right out.
  +
  +
  +
They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money.
  +
  +
  +
"They make the honey,
  +
and we make the money"?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my!
  +
  +
  +
What's going on? Are you OK?
  +
  +
  +
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  +
  +
  +
Do you know you're
  +
in a fake hive with fake walls?
  +
  +
  +
Our queen was moved here.
  +
We had no choice.
  +
  +
  +
This is your queen?
  +
That's a man in women's clothes!
  +
  +
  +
That's a drag queen!
  +
  +
  +
What is this?
  +
  +
  +
Oh, no!
  +
  +
  +
There's hundreds of them!
  +
  +
  +
Bee honey.
  +
  +
  +
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  +
on a massive scale!
  +
  +
  +
This is worse than anything bears
  +
have done! I intend to do something.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, Barry, stop.
  +
  +
  +
Who told you humans are taking
  +
our honey? That's a rumor.
  +
  +
  +
Do these look like rumors?
  +
  +
  +
That's a conspiracy theory.
  +
These are obviously doctored photos.
  +
  +
  +
How did you get mixed up in this?
  +
  +
  +
He's been talking to humans.
  +
  +
  +
- What?
  +
- Talking to humans?!
  +
  +
  +
He has a human girlfriend.
  +
And they make out!
  +
  +
  +
Make out? Barry!
  +
  +
  +
We do not.
  +
  +
  +
- You wish you could.
  +
- Whose side are you on?
  +
  +
  +
The bees!
  +
  +
  +
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  +
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  +
  +
  +
Barry, this is what you want
  +
to do with your life?
  +
  +
  +
I want to do it for all our lives.
  +
Nobody works harder than bees!
  +
  +
  +
Dad, I remember you
  +
coming home so overworked
  +
  +
  +
your hands were still stirring.
  +
You couldn't stop.
  +
  +
  +
I remember that.
  +
  +
  +
What right do they have to our honey?
  +
  +
  +
We live on two cups a year. They put it
  +
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  +
  +
  +
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  +
  +
  +
Sting them where it really hurts.
  +
  +
  +
In the face! The eye!
  +
  +
  +
- That would hurt.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Up the nose? That's a killer.
  +
  +
  +
There's only one place you can sting
  +
the humans, one place where it matters.
  +
  +
  +
Hive at Five, the hive's only
  +
full-hour action news source.
  +
  +
  +
No more bee beards!
  +
  +
  +
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  +
  +
  +
Weather with Storm Stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  +
  +
  +
And Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  +
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  +
  +
  +
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  +
  +
  +
intends to sue the human race
  +
for stealing our honey,
  +
  +
  +
packaging it and profiting
  +
from it illegally!
  +
  +
  +
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  +
  +
  +
we'll have three former queens here in
  +
our studio, discussing their new book,
  +
  +
  +
Olassy Ladies,
  +
out this week on Hexagon.
  +
  +
  +
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  +
  +
  +
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  +
from the hive. I can't do this"?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have never been afraid
  +
to change the world.
  +
  +
  +
What about Bee Oolumbus?
  +
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  +
  +
  +
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  +
  +
  +
We were thinking
  +
of stickball or candy stores.
  +
  +
  +
How old are you?
  +
  +
  +
The bee community
  +
is supporting you in this case,
  +
  +
  +
which will be the trial
  +
of the bee century.
  +
  +
  +
You know, they have a Larry King
  +
in the human world too.
  +
  +
  +
It's a common name. Next week...
  +
  +
  +
He looks like you and has a show
  +
and suspenders and colored dots...
  +
  +
  +
Next week...
  +
  +
  +
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  +
guest even though you just heard 'em.
  +
  +
  +
Bear Week next week!
  +
They're scary, hairy and here live.
  +
  +
  +
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  +
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  +
  +
  +
In tennis, you attack
  +
at the point of weakness!
  +
  +
  +
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  +
  +
  +
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  +
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  +
  +
  +
Quiet, please.
  +
Actual work going on here.
  +
  +
  +
- Is that that same bee?
  +
- Yes, it is!
  +
  +
  +
I'm helping him sue the human race.
  +
  +
  +
- Hello.
  +
- Hello, bee.
  +
  +
  +
This is Ken.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  +
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  +
  +
  +
Why does he talk again?
  +
  +
  +
Listen, you better go
  +
'cause we're really busy working.
  +
  +
  +
But it's our yogurt night!
  +
  +
  +
Bye-bye.
  +
  +
  +
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  +
  +
  +
You poor thing.
  +
You two have been at this for hours!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, and Adam here
  +
has been a huge help.
  +
  +
  +
- Frosting...
  +
- How many sugars?
  +
  +
  +
Just one. I try not
  +
to use the competition.
  +
  +
  +
So why are you helping me?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have good qualities.
  +
  +
  +
And it takes my mind off the shop.
  +
  +
  +
Instead of flowers, people
  +
are giving balloon bouquets now.
  +
  +
  +
Those are great, if you're three.
  +
  +
  +
And artificial flowers.
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  +
- Yeah, me too.
  +
  +
  +
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  +
  +
  +
Bees must hate those fake things!
  +
  +
  +
Nothing worse
  +
than a daffodil that's had work done.
  +
  +
  +
Maybe this could make up
  +
for it a little bit.
  +
  +
  +
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  +
- I guess.
  +
  +
  +
You sure you want to go through with it?
  +
  +
  +
Am I sure? When I'm done with
  +
the humans, they won't be able
  +
  +
  +
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  +
without paying a royalty!
  +
  +
  +
It's an incredible scene
  +
here in downtown Manhattan,
  +
  +
  +
where the world anxiously waits,
  +
because for the first time in history,
  +
  +
  +
we will hear for ourselves
  +
if a honeybee can actually speak.
  +
  +
  +
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  +
  +
  +
It's pretty big, isn't it?
  +
  +
  +
I can't believe how many humans
  +
don't work during the day.
  +
  +
  +
You think billion-dollar multinational
  +
food companies have good lawyers?
  +
  +
  +
Everybody needs to stay
  +
behind the barricade.
  +
  +
  +
- What's the matter?
  +
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
  +
  +
  +
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  +
  +
  +
You boys work on this?
  +
  +
  +
All rise! The Honorable
  +
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  +
  +
  +
All right. Oase number 4475,
  +
  +
  +
Superior Oourt of New York,
  +
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  +
  +
  +
is now in session.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  +
the five food companies collectively?
  +
  +
  +
A privilege.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson... you're representing
  +
all the bees of the world?
  +
  +
  +
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  +
we're ready to proceed.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Montgomery,
  +
your opening statement, please.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  +
  +
  +
my grandmother was a simple woman.
  +
  +
  +
Born on a farm, she believed
  +
it was man's divine right
  +
  +
  +
to benefit from the bounty
  +
of nature God put before us.
  +
  +
  +
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  +
Mr. Benson imagines,
  +
  +
  +
just think of what would it mean.
  +
  +
  +
I would have to negotiate
  +
with the silkworm
  +
  +
  +
for the elastic in my britches!
  +
  +
  +
Talking bee!
  +
  +
  +
How do we know this isn't some sort of
  +
  +
  +
holographic motion-picture-capture
  +
Hollywood wizardry?
  +
  +
  +
They could be using laser beams!
  +
  +
  +
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  +
Oloning! For all we know,
  +
  +
  +
he could be on steroids!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson?
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen,
  +
there's no trickery here.
  +
  +
  +
I'm just an ordinary bee.
  +
Honey's pretty important to me.
  +
  +
  +
It's important to all bees.
  +
We invented it!
  +
  +
  +
We make it. And we protect it
  +
with our lives.
  +
  +
  +
Unfortunately, there are
  +
some people in this room
  +
  +
  +
who think they can take it from us
  +
  +
  +
'cause we're the little guys!
  +
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  +
  +
  +
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  +
you not only take everything we have
  +
  +
  +
but everything we are!
  +
  +
  +
I wish he'd dress like that
  +
all the time. So nice!
  +
  +
  +
Oall your first witness.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  +
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  +
  +
  +
I suppose so.
  +
  +
  +
I see you also own
  +
Honeyburton and Honron!
  +
  +
  +
Yes, they provide beekeepers
  +
for our farms.
  +
  +
  +
Beekeeper. I find that
  +
to be a very disturbing term.
  +
  +
  +
I don't imagine you employ
  +
any bee-free-ers, do you?
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- I couldn't hear you.
  +
  +
  +
- No.
  +
- No.
  +
  +
  +
Because you don't free bees.
  +
You keep bees. Not only that,
  +
  +
  +
it seems you thought a bear would be
  +
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  +
  +
  +
They're very lovable creatures.
  +
  +
  +
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  +
  +
  +
You mean like this?
  +
  +
  +
Bears kill bees!
  +
  +
  +
How'd you like his head crashing
  +
through your living room?!
  +
  +
  +
Biting into your couch!
  +
Spitting out your throw pillows!
  +
  +
  +
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  +
  +
  +
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  +
Your name intrigues me.
  +
  +
  +
- Where have I heard it before?
  +
- I was with a band called The Police.
  +
  +
  +
But you've never been
  +
a police officer, have you?
  +
  +
  +
No, I haven't.
  +
  +
  +
No, you haven't. And so here
  +
we have yet another example
  +
  +
  +
of bee culture casually
  +
stolen by a human
  +
  +
  +
for nothing more than
  +
a prance-about stage name.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, please.
  +
  +
  +
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  +
  +
  +
Because I'm feeling
  +
a little stung, Sting.
  +
  +
  +
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  +
  +
  +
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Liotta, first,
  +
belated congratulations on
  +
  +
  +
your Emmy win for a guest spot
  +
on ER in 2005.
  +
  +
  +
Thank you. Thank you.
  +
  +
  +
I see from your resume
  +
that you're devilishly handsome
  +
  +
  +
with a churning inner turmoil
  +
that's ready to blow.
  +
  +
  +
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  +
  +
  +
Not yet it isn't. But is this
  +
what it's come to for you?
  +
  +
  +
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  +
so you don't
  +
  +
  +
have to rehearse
  +
your part and learn your lines, sir?
  +
  +
  +
Watch it, Benson!
  +
I could blow right now!
  +
  +
  +
This isn't a goodfella.
  +
This is a badfella!
  +
  +
  +
Why doesn't someone just step on
  +
this creep, and we can all go home?!
  +
  +
  +
- Order in this court!
  +
- You're all thinking it!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order, I say!
  +
  +
  +
- Say it!
  +
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  +
  +
  +
I think it was awfully nice
  +
of that bear to pitch in like that.
  +
  +
  +
I think the jury's on our side.
  +
  +
  +
Are we doing everything right, legally?
  +
  +
  +
I'm a florist.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  +
  +
  +
To a great team!
  +
  +
  +
Well, hello.
  +
  +
  +
- Ken!
  +
- Hello.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't think you were coming.
  +
  +
  +
No, I was just late.
  +
I tried to call, but... the battery.
  +
  +
  +
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  +
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  +
  +
  +
Oh, that was lucky.
  +
  +
  +
There's a little left.
  +
I could heat it up.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  +
  +
  +
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  +
  +
  +
I'm not much for the game myself.
  +
The ball's a little grabby.
  +
  +
  +
That's where I usually sit.
  +
Right... there.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  +
  +
  +
and he agreed with me that eating with
  +
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  +
  +
  +
You think I don't see what you're doing?
  +
  +
  +
I know how hard it is to find
  +
the rightjob. We have that in common.
  +
  +
  +
Do we?
  +
  +
  +
Bees have 100 percent employment,
  +
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  +
  +
  +
That's just what
  +
I was thinking about doing.
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  +
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  +
  +
  +
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  +
  +
  +
Yeah, you do that.
  +
  +
  +
Look at that.
  +
  +
  +
You know, I've just about had it
  +
  +
  +
with your little mind games.
  +
  +
  +
- What's that?
  +
- Italian Vogue.
  +
  +
  +
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  +
  +
  +
A lot of ads.
  +
  +
  +
Remember what Van said, why is
  +
your life more valuable than mine?
  +
  +
  +
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  +
  +
  +
I think something stinks in here!
  +
  +
  +
I love the smell of flowers.
  +
  +
  +
How do you like the smell of flames?!
  +
  +
  +
Not as much.
  +
  +
  +
Water bug! Not taking sides!
  +
  +
  +
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  +
This is pathetic!
  +
  +
  +
I've got issues!
  +
  +
  +
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  +
  +
  +
- You're bluffing.
  +
- Am I?
  +
  +
  +
Surf's up, dude!
  +
  +
  +
Poo water!
  +
  +
  +
That bowl is gnarly.
  +
  +
  +
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  +
  +
  +
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  +
  +
  +
You know, I don't even like honey!
  +
I don't eat it!
  +
  +
  +
We need to talk!
  +
  +
  +
He's just a little bee!
  +
  +
  +
And he happens to be
  +
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  +
  +
  +
Long time? What are you talking about?!
  +
Are there other bugs in your life?
  +
  +
  +
No, but there are other things bugging
  +
me in life. And you're one of them!
  +
  +
  +
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  +
  +
  +
My nerves are fried from riding
  +
on this emotional roller coaster!
  +
  +
  +
Goodbye, Ken.
  +
  +
  +
And for your information,
  +
  +
  +
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  +
sweeteners made by man!
  +
  +
  +
I'm sorry about all that.
  +
  +
  +
I know it's got
  +
an aftertaste! I like it!
  +
  +
  +
I always felt there was some kind
  +
of barrier between Ken and me.
  +
  +
  +
I couldn't overcome it.
  +
Oh, well.
  +
  +
  +
Are you OK for the trial?
  +
  +
  +
I believe Mr. Montgomery
  +
is about out of ideas.
  +
  +
  +
We would like to call
  +
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  +
  +
  +
Good idea! You can really see why he's
  +
considered one of the best lawyers...
  +
  +
  +
Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
Layton, you've
  +
gotta weave some magic
  +
  +
  +
with this jury,
  +
or it's gonna be all over.
  +
  +
  +
Don't worry. The only thing I have
  +
to do to turn this jury around
  +
  +
  +
is to remind them
  +
of what they don't like about bees.
  +
  +
  +
- You got the tweezers?
  +
- Are you allergic?
  +
  +
  +
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  +
what I think we'd all like to know.
  +
  +
  +
What exactly is your relationship
  +
  +
  +
to that woman?
  +
  +
  +
We're friends.
  +
  +
  +
- Good friends?
  +
- Yes.
  +
  +
  +
How good? Do you live together?
  +
  +
  +
Wait a minute...
  +
  +
  +
Are you her little...
  +
  +
  +
...bedbug?
  +
  +
  +
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  +
From what I understand,
  +
  +
  +
doesn't your queen give birth
  +
to all the bee children?
  +
  +
  +
- Yeah, but...
  +
- So those aren't your real parents!
  +
  +
  +
- Oh, Barry...
  +
- Yes, they are!
  +
  +
  +
Hold me back!
  +
  +
  +
You're an illegitimate bee,
  +
aren't you, Benson?
  +
  +
  +
He's denouncing bees!
  +
  +
  +
Don't y'all date your cousins?
  +
  +
  +
- Objection!
  +
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  +
  +
  +
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, I'm hit!!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  +
  +
  +
Order! Order!
  +
  +
  +
The venom! The venom
  +
is coursing through my veins!
  +
  +
  +
I have been felled
  +
by a winged beast of destruction!
  +
  +
  +
You see? You can't treat them
  +
like equals! They're striped savages!
  +
  +
  +
Stinging's the only thing
  +
they know! It's their way!
  +
  +
  +
- Adam, stay with me.
  +
- I can't feel my legs.
  +
  +
  +
What angel of mercy
  +
will come forward to suck the poison
  +
  +
  +
from my heaving buttocks?
  +
  +
  +
I will have order in this court. Order!
  +
  +
  +
Order, please!
  +
  +
  +
The case of the honeybees
  +
versus the human race
  +
  +
  +
took a pointed turn against the bees
  +
  +
  +
yesterday when one of their legal
  +
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  +
  +
  +
- Hey, buddy.
  +
- Hey.
  +
  +
  +
- Is there much pain?
  +
- Yeah.
  +
  +
  +
I...
  +
  +
  +
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  +
  +
  +
It doesn't matter. What matters is
  +
you're alive. You could have died.
  +
  +
  +
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  +
  +
  +
They got it from the cafeteria
  +
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  +
  +
  +
Look, there's
  +
a little celery still on it.
  +
  +
  +
What was it like to sting someone?
  +
  +
  +
I can't explain it. It was all...
  +
  +
  +
All adrenaline and then...
  +
and then ecstasy!
  +
  +
  +
All right.
  +
  +
  +
You think it was all a trap?
  +
  +
  +
Of course. I'm sorry.
  +
I flew us right into this.
  +
  +
  +
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  +
just a couple of bugs in this world.
  +
  +
  +
What will the humans do to us
  +
if they win?
  +
  +
  +
I don't know.
  +
  +
  +
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  +
That doesn't sound so bad.
  +
  +
  +
Adam, they check in,
  +
but they don't check out!
  +
  +
  +
Oh, my.
  +
  +
  +
Oould you get a nurse
  +
to close that window?
  +
  +
  +
- Why?
  +
- The smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Right. Bees don't smoke.
  +
  +
  +
Bees don't smoke!
  +
But some bees are smoking.
  +
  +
  +
That's it! That's our case!
  +
  +
  +
It is? It's not over?
  +
  +
  +
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  +
  +
  +
Get back to the court and stall.
  +
Stall any way you can.
  +
  +
  +
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman.
  +
  +
  +
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  +
  +
  +
Where is the rest of your team?
  +
  +
  +
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  +
  +
  +
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  +
  +
  +
and as a result,
  +
we don't make very good time.
  +
  +
  +
I actually heard a funny story about...
  +
  +
  +
Your Honor,
  +
haven't these ridiculous bugs
  +
  +
  +
taken up enough
  +
of this court's valuable time?
  +
  +
  +
How much longer will we allow
  +
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  +
  +
  +
They have presented no compelling
  +
evidence to support their charges
  +
  +
  +
against my clients,
  +
who run legitimate businesses.
  +
  +
  +
I move for a complete dismissal
  +
of this entire case!
  +
  +
  +
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  +
  +
  +
to have to consider
  +
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  +
  +
  +
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  +
  +
  +
Where is your proof?
  +
Where is the evidence?
  +
  +
  +
Show me the smoking gun!
  +
  +
  +
Hold it, Your Honor!
  +
You want a smoking gun?
  +
  +
  +
Here is your smoking gun.
  +
  +
  +
What is that?
  +
  +
  +
It's a bee smoker!
  +
  +
  +
What, this?
  +
This harmless little contraption?
  +
  +
  +
This couldn't hurt a fly,
  +
let alone a bee.
  +
  +
  +
Look at what has happened
  +
  +
  +
to bees who have never been asked,
  +
"Smoking or non?"
  +
  +
  +
Is this what nature intended for us?
  +
  +
  +
To be forcibly addicted
  +
to smoke machines
  +
  +
  +
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  +
  +
  +
Living out our lives as honey slaves
  +
to the white man?
  +
  +
  +
- What are we gonna do?
  +
- He's playing the species card.
  +
  +
  +
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  +
free these bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Free the bees! Free the bees!
  +
  +
  +
The court finds in favor of the bees!
  +
  +
  +
Vanessa, we won!
  +
  +
  +
I knew you could do it! High-five!
  +
  +
  +
Sorry.
 
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Template:PokéBoxPanel Rayquaza (Japanese: レックウザ Rekkuuza) is a Dragon/Flying-type Legendary Pokémon introduced in Generation III. It is the version mascot for Pokémon Emerald.

It is a member of the Weather Trio, alongside Kyogre and Groudon.

Biology

Physiology

Rayquaza is a long green serpentine Pokémon with yellow eyes. It has pink lining on the mouth. It has yellow, linked, circular markings on its entire body. In Mega form, it has a Delta-shaped jaw on its mouth and an elongated serpent body. As Mega Rayquaza, it is more aggressive and powerful.

As a natural ability, Rayquaza can float and control the speed, direction and altitude of it's levitation. Despite not having used any of these characteristics in battle throughout its appearances in the anime, all the Rayquazas have very sharp claws on the hands, very sharp teeth and a very powerful constrictor body. It's not known if Mega Rayquaza can use its energy whips/tentacles as weapons or regular body members. Naturally, given it can travel through the ozone layer safely and even higher layers of Earth's atmosphere, it demands very little air to live and possibly none. If none, it could possibly travel through space, since the layer that intermediates the Ozone layer and the troposphere can hit -60 °C or -76 F. If the belief that Rayquaza is responsible for destroying meteors still in the higher atmospheric layers is true, it would have to be able to endure temperatures that can reach -100 °C, or even -148 F. It shows that Rayquaza have an great resistance to cold, which is ironic since it has double weakness to the Ice-typing. Despite its resistance, it is not known if Rayquaza can endure the -270 °C or -454 F of an absolute space vacuum.

Due to its nature of absorbing the ozone layer particles, if Rayquaza is at Alola region, it is a direct predator of Minior, should the latter Pokémon died in its core form at limited time and had its particles become one with the universe for Rayquaza to feed.

Behavior

Rayquaza seems to be a very aggressive and territorial Pokémon, shown when it attacked a Deoxys. Yet, its aggression toward Deoxys could derive from the belief that Rayquaza is commissioned with the natural duty of shielding Earth from meteorites and similar threats, as was hinted in the Delta Episode bonus in the Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire Pokémon games.

In the Hoenn region's mythology, it was said that Rayquaza stopped the fight between Groudon and Kyogre. It lives in the ozone layer far above the clouds and cannot be seen from the ground. It is noted for protecting its territory fiercely. An example of this was when a Deoxys, which had fallen from space in a meteor, appeared, Rayquaza thought that the Deoxys was invading its territory and so, attacked the Deoxys. This was in Destiny Deoxys, the 7th Pokemon movie.

Evolution

Mega Rayquaza Mega Evolution Special

Mega Rayquaza

Rayquaza does not evolve normally. Rayquaza can Mega Evolve however, after learning the move, Dragon Ascent.

Game info

Figthrayquaza

Battling Rayquaza in Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver.

Rayquaza is a Generation III Pokémon, first appearing in the Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire games. In 2005, Rayquaza became the version mascot for the Pokémon Emerald game. In all three games, Rayquaza can only be obtained at the Sky Pillar. It can be caught after the eighth Gym (but only for Pokémon Emerald), making for an easy victory over the Elite Four.

In Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team, Rayquaza plays a key role in the story. Xatu warns all of the Pokémon in Pokémon Square that a large star is falling and is going to destroy the planet, and says that the only way to get rid of it is to ask Rayquaza to destroy it. The main character must use Xatu's teleporting stone to reach the Sky Tower, where Rayquaza dwells. When the main character meets Rayquaza, it is extremely enraged to see that Pokémon from the ground have come "where they are not supposed to be". When the player beats Rayquaza, it will realize its mistake. The star that will destroy the planet is coming near, so Rayquaza blasts it with its Hyper Beam. The blast is so overwhelming that the main character and his partner fall off the top of Sky Tower.

It can also be found in HeartGold and SoulSilver in Embedded Tower after the player obtains Kyogre (HeartGold) or Groudon (SoulSilver).

Locations

Locations
Version(s) Area(s) Rarity
Ruby and Sapphire Sky Pillar One
FireRed and LeafGreen Trade None
Emerald Sky Pillar One
Diamond and Pearl Pal Park None
Platinum Pal Park None
HeartGold and SoulSilver Embedded Tower One
Black and White Transfer None
X and Y Transfer None
Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire Sky Pillar One
Sun and Moon Transfer None
Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon Ultra Space Wilds (Cliff World; requires Groudon and Kyogre in your party) One

Side Game Locations

Locations
Game(s) Area(s)
Pokémon Pinball Ruby & Sapphire Bonus Field
Pokémon Trozei! Random Agent Cards, Mr. Who's Den
Red Rescue Team & Blue Rescue Team Sky Tower Summit (9F)
Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness Sky Stairway (Summit)
Pokémon Ranger Fiore Temple (during mission)
PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure Flower Zone


Pokédex Entries

  • Ruby

    Rayquaza lived for hundreds of millions of years in the earth's ozone layer, never descending to the ground. This Pokémon appears to feed on water and particles in the atmosphere.

  • Sapphire

    Rayquaza is said to have lived for hundreds of millions of years in the earth's ozone layer, above the clouds. Its existence had been completely unknown because it lived so high in the sky.

  • FireRed

    It has lived for hundreds of millions of years in the ozone layer. Its flying form looks like a meteor.

  • LeafGreen

    It has lived for hundreds of millions of years in the ozone layer. Its flying form looks like a meteor.

  • Emerald

    A Pokémon that flies endlessly in the ozone layer. It is said it would descend to the ground if Kyogre and Groudon were to fight.

  • Diamond

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • Pearl

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • Platinum

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • HeartGold

    It flies in the ozone layer, way up high in the sky. Until recently, no one had ever seen it.

  • SoulSilver

    It flies in the ozone layer, way up high in the sky. Until recently, no one had ever seen it.

  • Black

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • White

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • Black 2

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • White 2

    It cannot be seen from ground level since it lives far up above the clouds in the ozone layer.

  • X

    It lives in the ozone layer far above the clouds and cannot be seen from the ground.

  • Y

    It flies in the ozone layer, way up high in the sky. Until recently, no one had ever seen it.

  • Omega Ruby

    Rayquaza is said to have lived for hundreds of millions of years. Legends remain of how it put to rest the clash between Kyogre and Groudon.

  • Alpha Sapphire

    It flies forever through the ozone layer, consuming meteoroids for sustenance. The many meteoroids in its body provide the energy it needs to Mega Evolve.


Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Rayquaza

A Rayquaza close up

Rayquaza is the second main boss the player must fight in Super Smash Bros. Brawl's Adventure Mode, The Subspace Emissary. Diddy Kong runs to find help for Donkey Kong, and comes across a large lake. He notices a destroyed Arwing nearby, and goes to investigate. Rayquaza appears out of the lake, angry that Diddy trespassed into its territory. It grabs Diddy, but Fox emerges from the Arwing and uses Fox Illusion to free Diddy Kong from Rayquaza's grasp. The two quickly team up and defeat Rayquaza. Rayquaza's appearance is also notable because it is the only boss in The Subspace Emissary who is fought by a group that does not include any other characters from its own series.

It is interesting to note that Rayquaza was found within the lake as opposed to its usual dwelling, the sky.

Rayquaza appears later in the Great Maze, as one of the eight bosses the player must face before completing the adventure.

Rayquaza also appears in Brawl's stadium, in a mode called Boss Battles. Rayquaza is one of the ten bosses that the player must fight.

Stats

Stats
HP
105
Attack
150
Defense
90
Sp. Atk
1
Sp. Def
1
Speed
95
Total
442

Stats
HP
105
Attack
180
Defense
100
Sp. Atk
1
Sp. Def
1
Speed
115
Total
502

Learnset

Leveling

LevelingGeneration VII
Level Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
1 Twister 40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
5 Scary Face — 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
15 Ancient Power 60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Special
20 Crunch 80 100% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical
30 Air Slash 75 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Special
35 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status
45 Extreme Speed 80 100% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
50 Dragon Pulse 85 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
60 Dragon Dance — —% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Status
65 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
75 Hyper Voice 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
80 Outrage 120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
90 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

LevelingGeneration VI
Level Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
1XY
1ORAS 		Twister 40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
5XY
5ORAS 		Scary Face — 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
45XY
15ORAS 		Ancient Power 60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Special Tough 1 ♥ 0 ♥
15XY
20ORAS 		Crunch 80 100% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical Tough 1 ♥ 4 ♥
35XY
30ORAS 		Air Slash 75 95% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Special Cool 1 ♥ 4 ♥
30XY
35ORAS 		Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status Cute 1 ♥ 4 ♥
75XY
45ORAS 		Extreme Speed 80 100% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
90XY
50ORAS 		Dragon Pulse 85 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
60XY
60ORAS 		Dragon Dance — —% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Status Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
65XY
65ORAS 		Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Clever 2 ♥ 0 ♥
20XY
75ORAS 		Hyper Voice 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 2 ♥ 2 ♥
50XY
80ORAS 		Outrage 120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 6 ♥ 0 ♥
80XY
90ORAS 		Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 4 ♥ 4 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

LevelingGeneration V
Level Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
1 Twister 40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
5 Scary Face — 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
15 Crunch 80 100% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical
20 Hyper Voice 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
30 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status
35 Air Slash 75 95% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Special
45 AncientPower 60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Special
50 Outrage 120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
60 Dragon Dance — —% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Status
65 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
75 ExtremeSpeed 80 100% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
80 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
90 Dragon Pulse 90 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

LevelingGeneration IV
Level Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal
1DPPt
1HGSS 		Twister 40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Cool 3 ♥
5DPPt
5HGSS 		Scary Face — 90% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Tough 2 ♥
35DPPt
15HGSS 		Crunch 80 100% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical Tough 2 ♥
15DPPt
45HGSS 		AncientPower 60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Special Tough 2 ♥
N/ADPPt
20HGSS 		Hyper Voice 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Tough 3 ♥
20DPPt
N/AHGSS 		Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 2 ♥
50DPPt
30HGSS 		Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status Cute 0 ♥
30DPPt
60HGSS 		Dragon Dance — —% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Status Cool 0 ♥
N/ADPPt
35HGSS 		Air Slash 75 95% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Special Cool 2 ♥
45DPPt
65HGSS 		Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Smart 1 ♥
70DPPt
50HGSS 		Outrage 120 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 2 ♥
60DPPt
75HGSS 		ExtremeSpeed 80 100% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cool 2 ♥
65DPPt
80HGSS 		Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 2 ♥
75DPPt
90HGSS 		Dragon Pulse 90 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Smart 2 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

LevelingGeneration III
Level Move Power Accuracy PP Type Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
1 Twister 40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
5 Scary Face — 90% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Tough 2 ♥ 1 ♥
15 AncientPower 60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Tough 1 ♥ 0 ♥
20 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Cool 2 ♥ 1 ♥
30 Dragon Dance — —% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
35 Crunch 80 100% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Tough 1 ♥ 4 ♥
45 Fly 70 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Smart 1 ♥ 0 ♥
50 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
60 ExtremeSpeed 80 100% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
65 Outrage 90 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Cool 4 ♥ 4 ♥
75 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 4 ♥ 4 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

TM/HM

TMs, TRs, and HMs Generation VII
TM/HM/TR Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
TM02 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
TM05 Roar — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM06 Toxic — 90% 10 Type Poison HOME Poison Status
TM08 Bulk Up — —% 20 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Status
TM10 Hidden Power 60 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM11 Sunny Day — —% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Status
TM13 Ice Beam 90 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
TM14 Blizzard 110 70% 5 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
TM15 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM17 Protect — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM18 Rain Dance — —% 5 Type Water HOME Water Status
TM21 Frustration — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM22 Solar Beam 120 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special
TM24 Thunderbolt 90 100% 15 Type Electric HOME Electric Special
TM25 Thunder 110 70% 10 Type Electric HOME Electric Special
TM26 Earthquake 100 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical
TM27 Return — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM31 Brick Break 75 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical
TM32 Double Team — —% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM35 Flamethrower 90 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM37 Sandstorm — —% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Status
TM38 Fire Blast 110 85% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM39 Rock Tomb 60 95% 15 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM40 Aerial Ace 60 —% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
TM42 Facade 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM44 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status
TM48 Round 60 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM49 Echoed Voice 40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM50 Overheat 130 90% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM52 Focus Blast 120 70% 5 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Special
TM53 Energy Ball 90 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special
TM56 Fling — 100% 10 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical
TM58 Sky Drop 60 100% 10 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
TM59 Brutal Swing 60 100% 20 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical
TM65 Shadow Claw 70 100% 15 Type Ghost HOME Ghost Physical
TM68 Giga Impact 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM71 Stone Edge 100 80% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM73 Thunder Wave — 90% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Status
TM74 Gyro Ball — 100% 5 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
TM75 Swords Dance — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM76 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
TM77 Psych Up — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM78 Bulldoze 60 100% 20 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical
TM80 Rock Slide 75 90% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM82 Dragon Tail 60 90% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
TM87 Swagger — 85% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM88 Sleep Talk — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM90 Substitute — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM94 Surf 90 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Special
TM98 Waterfall 80 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Physical
TM100 Confide — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

TMs, TRs, and HMs Generation VI
TM/HM/TR Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
TM01 Hone Claws — —% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Status Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM02 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM05 Roar — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM06 Toxic — 90% 10 Type Poison HOME Poison Status Clever 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM08 Bulk Up — —% 20 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Status Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM10 Hidden Power 60 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Clever 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM11 Sunny Day — —% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Status Beautiful 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM13 Ice Beam 90 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beautiful 1 ♥ 4 ♥
TM14 Blizzard 110 70% 5 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beautiful 1 ♥ 3 ♥
TM15 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 4 ♥ 4 ♥
TM17 Protect — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM18 Rain Dance — —% 5 Type Water HOME Water Status Beautiful 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM21 Frustration — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 2 ♥ 3 ♥
TM22 Solar Beam 120 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM24 Thunderbolt 90 100% 15 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM25 Thunder 110 70% 10 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM26 Earthquake 100 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical Tough 2 ♥ 1 ♥
TM27 Return — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM31 Brick Break 75 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM32 Double Team — —% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM35 Flamethrower 90 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM37 Sandstorm — —% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Status Tough 2 ♥ 1 ♥
TM38 Fire Blast 110 85% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beautiful 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM39 Rock Tomb 60 95% 15 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Clever 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM40 Aerial Ace 60 —% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM42 Facade 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM44 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM48 Round 60 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Beautiful 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM49 Echoed Voice 40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Beautiful 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM50 Overheat 130 90% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beautiful 6 ♥ 0 ♥
TM52 Focus Blast 120 70% 5 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Special Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM53 Energy Ball 90 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM56 Fling — 100% 10 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical Cute 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM58 Sky Drop 60 100% 10 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM59 Incinerate 60 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM65 Shadow Claw 70 100% 15 Type Ghost HOME Ghost Physical Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM68 Giga Impact 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Tough 4 ♥ 4 ♥
TM71 Stone Edge 100 80% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM73 Thunder Wave — 100% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Status Cool 1 ♥ 3 ♥
TM74 Gyro Ball — 100% 5 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Cool 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM75 Swords Dance — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Beautiful 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM77 Psych Up — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Clever 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM78 Bulldoze 60 100% 20 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical Tough 2 ♥ 2 ♥
TM80 Rock Slide 75 90% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Tough 2 ♥ 2 ♥
TM82 Dragon Tail 60 90% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM87 Swagger — 90% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM88 Sleep Talk — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM90 Substitute — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM94 Rock SmashXY 40 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical Tough 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM94 Secret PowerORAS 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Clever 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM100 Confide — —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 3 ♥ 0 ♥
HM02 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Clever 2 ♥ 0 ♥
HM03 Surf 90 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Special Beautiful 2 ♥ 2 ♥
HM04 Strength 80 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Tough 4 ♥ 0 ♥
HM05 Waterfall 80 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Physical Tough 4 ♥ 0 ♥
HM06 Rock SmashORAS 40 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical Tough 4 ♥ 0 ♥
HM07 DiveORAS 80 100% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical Beautiful 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

TMs, TRs, and HMs Generation V
TM/HM/TR Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
TM01 Hone Claws — —% 15 Type Dark HOME Dark Status
TM02 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
TM05 Roar — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM06 Toxic — 90% 10 Type Poison HOME Poison Status
TM08 Bulk Up — —% 20 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Status
TM10 Hidden Power — 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM11 Sunny Day — —% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Status
TM13 Ice Beam 95 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
TM14 Blizzard 120 70% 5 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
TM15 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM17 Protect — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM18 Rain Dance — —% 5 Type Water HOME Water Status
TM21 Frustration — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM22 SolarBeam 120 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special
TM24 Thunderbolt 95 100% 15 Type Electric HOME Electric Special
TM25 Thunder 120 70% 10 Type Electric HOME Electric Special
TM26 Earthquake 100 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical
TM27 Return — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM31 Brick Break 75 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical
TM32 Double Team — —% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM35 Flamethrower 95 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM37 Sandstorm — —% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Status
TM38 Fire Blast 120 85% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM39 Rock Tomb 50 80% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM40 Aerial Ace 60 —% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
TM42 Facade 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM44 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status
TM48 Round 60 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM49 Echoed Voice 40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
TM50 Overheat 140 90% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM52 Focus Blast 120 70% 5 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Special
TM53 Energy Ball 80 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special
TM56 Fling — 100% 10 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical
TM58 Sky Drop 60 100% 10 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
TM59 Incinerate 30 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special
TM65 Shadow Claw 70 100% 15 Type Ghost HOME Ghost Physical
TM68 Giga Impact 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
TM71 Stone Edge 100 80% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM73 Thunder Wave — 100% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Status
TM74 Gyro Ball — 100% 5 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
TM75 Swords Dance — —% 30 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM77 Psych Up — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM78 Bulldoze 60 100% 20 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical
TM80 Rock Slide 75 90% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical
TM82 Dragon Tail 60 90% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
TM87 Swagger — 90% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM90 Substitute — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
TM94 Rock Smash 40 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical
HM02 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
HM03 Surf 95 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Special
HM04 Strength 80 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
HM05 Waterfall 80 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Physical
HM06 Dive 80 100% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

TMs, TRs, and HMs Generation IV
TM/HM/TR Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal
TM02 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 2 ♥
TM03 Water Pulse 60 100% 20 Type Water HOME Water Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM05 Roar — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cool 2 ♥
TM06 Toxic — 85% 10 Type Poison HOME Poison Status Smart 2 ♥
TM08 Bulk Up — —% 20 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Status Beauty 0 ♥
TM10 Hidden Power — 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Smart 1 ♥
TM11 Sunny Day — —% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Status Beauty 2 ♥
TM13 Ice Beam 95 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM14 Blizzard 120 70% 5 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM15 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 2 ♥
TM17 Protect — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 0 ♥
TM18 Rain Dance — —% 5 Type Water HOME Water Status Tough 2 ♥
TM21 Frustration — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 2 ♥
TM22 SolarBeam 120 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special Cool 1 ♥
TM23 Iron Tail 100 75% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Cool 2 ♥
TM24 Thunderbolt 95 100% 15 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 2 ♥
TM25 Thunder 120 70% 10 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 2 ♥
TM26 Earthquake 100 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Physical Tough 2 ♥
TM27 Return — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 2 ♥
TM31 Brick Break 75 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical Cool 3 ♥
TM32 Double Team — —% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cool 2 ♥
TM34 Shock Wave 60 —% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 2 ♥
TM35 Flamethrower 95 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM37 Sandstorm — —% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Status Tough 2 ♥
TM38 Fire Blast 120 85% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM39 Rock Tomb 50 80% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Smart 2 ♥
TM40 Aerial Ace 60 —% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Cool 2 ♥
TM42 Facade 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cute 2 ♥
TM43 Secret Power 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Smart 2 ♥
TM44 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Status Cute 0 ♥
TM50 Overheat 140 90% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM52 Focus Blast 120 70% 5 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Special Cool 2 ♥
TM53 Energy Ball 80 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Special Beauty 2 ♥
TM56 Fling — 100% 10 Type Dark HOME Dark Physical Tough 1 ♥
TM58 Endure — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Tough 2 ♥
TM59 Dragon Pulse 90 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Smart 2 ♥
TM65 Shadow Claw 70 100% 15 Type Ghost HOME Ghost Physical Cute 2 ♥
TM68 Giga Impact 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Beauty 2 ♥
TM71 Stone Edge 100 80% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Tough 2 ♥
TM72 Avalanche 60 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Physical Cool 2 ♥
TM73 Thunder Wave — 100% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Status Cool 2 ♥
TM74 Gyro Ball — 100% 5 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Beauty 2 ♥
TM75 Swords Dance — —% 30 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Beauty 0 ♥
TM77 Psych Up — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Smart 0 ♥
TM80 Rock Slide 75 90% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Physical Tough 3 ♥
TM82 Sleep Talk — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 3 ♥
TM83 Natural Gift — 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Cool 2 ♥
TM87 Swagger — 90% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Cute 2 ♥
TM90 Substitute — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status Smart 1 ♥
HM02 Fly 90 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Smart 1 ♥
HM03 Surf 95 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Special Beauty 2 ♥
HM04 Strength 80 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Tough 3 ♥
HM05HGSS Whirlpool 15 70% 15 Type Water HOME Water Special Beauty 0 ♥
HM06 Rock Smash 40 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Physical Tough 2 ♥
HM07 Waterfall 80 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Physical Tough 3 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

TMs, TRs, and HMs Generation III
TM/HM/TR Move Power Accuracy PP Type Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
TM02 Dragon Claw 80 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Cool 2 ♥ 1 ♥
TM03 Water Pulse 60 100% 20 Type Water HOME Water Beauty 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM05 Roar — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM06 Toxic — 85% 10 Type Poison HOME Poison Smart 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM08 Bulk Up — —% 20 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Beauty 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM10 Hidden Power — 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Smart 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM11 Sunny Day — —% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Beauty 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM13 Ice Beam 95 100% 10 Type Ice HOME Ice Beauty 2 ♥ 1 ♥
TM14 Blizzard 120 70% 5 Type Ice HOME Ice Beauty 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM15 Hyper Beam 150 90% 5 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 4 ♥ 4 ♥
TM17 Protect — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM18 Rain Dance — —% 5 Type Water HOME Water Tough 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM21 Frustration — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM22 SolarBeam 120 100% 10 Type Grass HOME Grass Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM23 Iron Tail 100 75% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Cool 1 ♥ 4 ♥
TM24 Thunderbolt 95 100% 15 Type Electric HOME Electric Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM25 Thunder 120 70% 10 Type Electric HOME Electric Cool 2 ♥ 2 ♥
TM26 Earthquake 100 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Tough 1 ♥ 3 ♥
TM27 Return — 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM31 Brick Break 75 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Cool 1 ♥ 4 ♥
TM32 Double Team — —% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM34 Shock Wave 60 —% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM35 Flamethrower 95 100% 15 Type Fire HOME Fire Beauty 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM37 Sandstorm — —% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
TM38 Fire Blast 120 85% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Beauty 4 ♥ 0 ♥
TM40 Aerial Ace 60 —% 20 Type Flying HOME Flying Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM42 Facade 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM43 Secret Power 70 100% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Smart 1 ♥ 0 ♥
TM44 Rest — —% 10 Type Psychic HOME Psychic Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
TM50 Overheat 140 90% 5 Type Fire HOME Fire Beauty 6 ♥ 0 ♥
HM02 Fly 70 95% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Smart 1 ♥ 0 ♥
HM03 Surf 95 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Beauty 3 ♥ 0 ♥
HM04 Strength 80 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Tough 2 ♥ 1 ♥
HM06 Rock Smash 20 100% 15 Type Fighting HOME Fighting Tough 1 ♥ 0 ♥
HM07 Waterfall 80 100% 15 Type Water HOME Water Tough 2 ♥ 0 ♥
HM08 Dive 60 100% 10 Type Water HOME Water Beauty 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Breeding

Rayquaza learns no moves via breeding.


Tutoring

Tutoring Generation VII
Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
Aqua Tail USUM 90 90% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical
Bind USUM 15 85% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
Defog USUM — —% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Status
Draco Meteor SMUSUM 130 90% 5 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
Dragon Ascent SMUSUM 120 100% 5 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical
Dragon Pulse USUM 85 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
Earth Power USUM 90 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Special
Hyper Voice USUM 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Icy Wind USUM 55 95% 15 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
Iron Head USUM 80 100% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
Iron Tail USUM 100 75% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
Outrage USUM 120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
Shock Wave USUM 60 —% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Special
Snore USUM 50 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Tailwind USUM — —% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Status
Uproar USUM 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Water Pulse USUM 60 100% 20 Type Water HOME Water Special
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Tutoring Generation VI
Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
Aqua Tail ORAS 90 90% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Bind ORAS 15 85% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Tough 3 ♥ 0 ♥
Draco Meteor XYORAS 130 90% 5 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Beautiful 6 ♥ 0 ♥
Dragon Ascent ORAS 120 100% 5 Type Flying HOME Flying Physical Beautiful 6 ♥ 0 ♥
Dragon Pulse ORAS 85 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Earth Power ORAS 90 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Hyper Voice ORAS 90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 2 ♥ 2 ♥
Icy Wind ORAS 55 95% 15 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beautiful 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Iron Head ORAS 80 100% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Tough 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Iron Tail ORAS 100 75% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Cool 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Outrage ORAS 120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 6 ♥ 0 ♥
Shock Wave ORAS 60 —% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Special Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Snore ORAS 50 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cute 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Tailwind ORAS — —% 15 Type Flying HOME Flying Status Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
Uproar ORAS 90 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cute 2 ♥ 1 ♥
Water Pulse ORAS 60 100% 20 Type Water HOME Water Special Beautiful 3 ♥ 0 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Tutoring Generation V
Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat.
Aqua Tail  90 90% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical
Bind  15 85% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical
Draco Meteor  140 90% 5 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
Dragon Pulse  90 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special
Earth Power  90 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Special
Hyper Voice  90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Icy Wind  55 95% 15 Type Ice HOME Ice Special
Iron Head  80 100% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
Iron Tail  100 75% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical
Outrage  120 100% 10 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical
Sleep Talk  — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Status
Snore  40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Tailwind  — —% 30 Type Flying HOME Flying Status
Uproar  90 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Tutoring Generation IV
Move Power Accuracy PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal
AncientPower  60 100% 5 Type Rock HOME Rock Special Tough 2 ♥
Aqua Tail  90 90% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical Cute 3 ♥
Dive  80 100% 10 Type Water HOME Water Physical Beauty 1 ♥
Draco Meteor  140 90% 5 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Smart 2 ♥
Earth Power  90 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Special Smart 2 ♥
Fury Cutter  10 95% 20 Type Bug HOME Bug Physical Cool 2 ♥
Headbutt HGSS 70 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Physical Tough 3 ♥
Icy Wind  55 95% 15 Type Ice HOME Ice Special Beauty 2 ♥
Iron Head  80 100% 15 Type Steel HOME Steel Physical Beauty 2 ♥
Mud-Slap  20 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Special Cute 3 ♥
Outrage  120 100% 15 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Physical Cool 2 ♥
Snore  40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cute 3 ♥
Swift  60 —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cool 2 ♥
Tailwind HGSS — —% 30 Type Flying HOME Flying Status Smart 2 ♥
Twister  40 100% 20 Type Dragon HOME Dragon Special Cool 3 ♥
Uproar  50 100% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Special Cute 2 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Tutoring Generation III
Move Power Accuracy PP Type Contest Cat. Appeal Jam
Body Slam FRLGEXD 85 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Tough 1 ♥ 4 ♥
Double-Edge FRLGEXD 120 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Tough 6 ♥ 0 ♥
Endure E — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Tough 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Fury Cutter E 10 95% 20 Type Bug HOME Bug Cool 3 ♥ 0 ♥
Icy Wind EXD 55 95% 15 Type Ice HOME Ice Beauty 1 ♥ 3 ♥
Mimic FRLGEXD — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 1 ♥ 0 ♥
Mud-Slap E 20 100% 10 Type Ground HOME Ground Cute 2 ♥ 1 ♥
Psych Up E — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Smart 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Rock Slide FRLGE 75 90% 10 Type Rock HOME Rock Tough 1 ♥ 3 ♥
Sleep Talk E — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 3 ♥ 0 ♥
Snore E 40 100% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 4 ♥ 0 ♥
Substitute FRLGEXD — —% 10 Type Normal HOME Normal Smart 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Swagger EXD — 90% 15 Type Normal HOME Normal Cute 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Swift E 60 —% 20 Type Normal HOME Normal Cool 2 ♥ 0 ♥
Thunder Wave FRLGEXD — 100% 20 Type Electric HOME Electric Cool 2 ♥ 1 ♥
Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.
Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move.

Sprites

    Mega Evolution Sprites

    MRayquaza ORAS
    Front     		MRayquaza Back ORAS
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    MRayquaza Shiny ORAS
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    Appearances

    Anime

    Rayquaza makes its debut in the 7th movie MS007: Pokémon - Destiny Deoxys. Like all other Legendary Pokémon, Rayquaza is a truly powerful Pokémon. Four years before the main movie, Rayquaza had fought against Deoxys because it thought the Pokémon was invading its territory when the meteorite Deoxys used for travel landed on the earth.

    When Iris was leaving Blackthorn City with Axew and her newly captured Gible, she spotted Rayquaza flying through the clouds in the sky. A Shiny Rayquaza also appears in MS018: Pokémon The Movie - Hoopa and the Clash of Ages'x as an ally of Hoopa and Ash against Hoopa unbound, while another appears in the Mega Evolution Specials.

    Manga

    Trivia

    • Along with Mewtwo (With the technique of Mega Evolution) Rayquaza has the second highest BST of any Pokémon, with a base stat of 780.
    • Rayquaza is one of few Pokémon resembling dragons from oriental lore along with Gyarados.
    • Rayquaza is the only Pokémon boss in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
    • Rayquaza is based on Ziz of Judeo-Christian religion.
    • Rayquaza is one of only two Pokémon that can learn the move Fly by leveling up, the other being Salamence.
    • Rayquaza is the only member of the Weather Trio to have a Mega Evolution instead of a Primal Reversion.
    • Rayquaza is the first (and only) Pokémon capable of Mega Evolution without a Mega Stone. Instead, it is caused by knowing its signature move, Dragon Ascent.
      • Rayquaza cannot Mega Evolve if it holds a Z-Crystal, even if it knows Dragon Ascent.
    • Rayquaza's Mega-Evolved form is the second largest Pokémon, after Wailord.
    • Mega Rayquaza is the first Pokémon to be banned from the Ubers tier, thus resulting in a new tier being made. This was due to its overpowered move Dragon Ascent (which could OHKO even Uber Tier Pokémon), as well as the fact that its lack of a Mega Stone meant it could hold stat-boosting items that could raise its already overly-powerful stats even more. As of now it is only allowed in the "Anything Goes" tier.
    • Mega Rayquaza is the tallest Flying-Type Pokémon and the tallest Legendary Pokémon.
    • Rayquaza is one of the few legendary Pokémon to mega evolve.
    • Rayquaza is the only member of the Weather Trio to have two types up until Gen VI, which introduced the dual-typed Primal reversion of Groudon.
    • Rayquaza is known to eat meteors in the sky.
    • Rayquaza is one of the collectable spirits in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

    Origin

    Rayquaza is based on an East Asian dragon with elements of the Ziz from Abrahamic religion (as both are described as being masters of the sky) and the Aztec wind god Quetzalcoatl, who was often portrayed as a feathered serpent.

    Name Etymology

    Rayquaza and Rekkūza come from "ray" (referring to the cosmic radiation it would likely be exposed to in its ozone layer habitat), "quasar" (the most distant celestial objects observed thus far, often theorized to be galaxies emitting high levels of radiation), and possibly "raqiya" (a Hebrew word that literally means "expanse," but has been used to mean "sky"). They may also be derived from 烈 (retsu, Japanese for "furious"), 空 (kū, "sky," "air," or "vacuum" in Japanese), and 座 (za, Japanese for "seat," but also used as a suffix for constellations), thus meaning "one who sits in the furious sky."

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