Daisy: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Yvonne: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
Tristan: Can I bother you for a second?
Xavier: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Gloria: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish!
Arven: I wish for good grades.
Nemona: Nerd.
Arven: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Nemona. :)
Penny: ARVEN NO-
*to be continued music plays*
Daisy: *dumps marshmallows into Arven's head*
Arven: WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM!?
Daisy: *runs away*
Arven, chasing Daisy: DAISY! GET BACK HERE!
Ellie, watching power lines fall down: Raihan, Leon! The city is exploding and it's very pretty!
Victor: Have you done this before?
Gloria: Well, Victor, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.
Victor: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.
Gloria: I can't read, Victor.
Hau: Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone!
Gladion: What are you talking about? Of course—
Selene, holding out a hand to shut Gladion up: No, no, they have a point—
Gloria: Look at the buns on that guy!
Hop: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Victor: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Gloria: I'm not going back to jail!
Gloria: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Hop: Bede, probably.
Victor: Something tells me Gloria’s going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Gloria, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, no one isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
Penny, knocking on the door: Arven, open up!
Arven: It all started when I was a kid.
Penny: That’s not what I-
Nemona: Let them finish!
Lillie: What does “take out” mean?
Selene: Food.
Eilo: Dating.
Hau: Murder.
Gladion: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
Xavier: Repeat after me.
Yvonne: Okay.
Xavier: Taking time to rest.
Yvonne: Taking time to rest.
Xavier: is an act of self love.
Yvonne: is for lazy losers.
Xavier: NO-
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Gloria, with Victor and Marnie behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Gloria: Oh, my God— What the (####)
Police: Wha-
Marnie: Hop (#######) FELL OFF!
Bede: You have friends and I envy that.
Marnie: You're welcome to have my friends.
Bede: *looks at Gloria and Hop*
Bede: I don't want those.
Gloria: A DEWPIDER!!!!!!
Victor: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Eleanor: BURN IT!
Xavier: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! SOMEONE GET ME MY BAT!
Baihe: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!
Gloria: Hey, can we stay in your house tonight?
Victor: Why?
Gloria: Marnie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Hop: Leon doesn't know how to banish ghost Pokémon so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Bede: You read my diary?
Gloria: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Royce: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Daisy: Make lemonade!
Royce: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own (####)
Daisy: Guess what I'm about to get!
Bede: On my nerves.
Gloria: Are you laughing at that video of Bede and Daisy fighting?
Yvonne: No.
Yvonne: I'm laughing at the comments.
Daisy: I'm cold.
Xavier: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Royce: I'm cold.
Aspen: I can't control the weather, Royce.
Victor: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Victor: *sees Gloria shoving Royce into the washing machine while Daisy records and Aspen watches*
Victor: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Eleanor: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Tristan: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Liliana: Waking up in the morning.
Aspen: Waking up.
Aspen: *falls down the stairs*
Daisy: Are you okay?
Xavier: Stop falling down the stairs!
Bede: How’d the ground taste?
*Bede is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
Hop: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?
Gloria: Hopefully dead, I hated them.
Hop: Yeah, me too.
Bede, sitting up: First of all, (####) you guys.
Royce: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
Xavier: Truth or dare?
Aspen: Truth.
Xavier: How many hours have you slept this week?
Aspen:..
Aspen: Dare.
Xavier: Go to sleep.
Aspen: I don't like this game.
Daisy, grinning: I have a knife!
Xavier: Put it down, Daisy.
Daisy: Make me! *sprints away*
Bede: Life is like Gloria. It's short.
Aspen: Alright, listen up, you son of a (#####)
Aspen: Not you, kiddo (referring to Jasmine) You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
Cheren: Where are your parents?
N: What are parents?
Hilda: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
Gloria: Am I going too far?
Victor: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
Jasmine: *is visibly upset*
Aspen: kid, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country.
Xavier: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Aspen: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Xavier: It’s four in the morning.
Aspen: Turn the light back off.
Eleanor: We’re going to a candy store?!
Daniel: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.
Daisy: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?!
Daniel, sighing: No-
Aspen: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Aspen: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Royce: I don't dab. I stab.
Bede: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
Liliana: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Liliana: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Aspen: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Tristan: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
Aspen: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Gloria: *Picks up a hammer and breaks the ringing cell phone.*
Gloria, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight!? I have books to read.
Bede: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Bede: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
Allister: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Gloria: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions. *looks at the mirror*
Gloria: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Bryony: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
Aspen: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Aspen, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
Gloria: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
Gloria, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in vegetables and I almost burnt the whole house down.
(Liliana, Eleanor, Daniel, Tristan, Xavier, Daisy, Yvonne, Royce, Bryony and Aspen)