Mr. Mime

Apparently Mr. Mime has a 50% chance of being male of female...

(Screenshot from Bulbapedia page)

Like, why is it Mr. Mime if it's not exclusively male?

You views are flawed. The reason behind this is because of our human trait know as Cognetive bias.

And so it begins with genwunner’s one of the most clowned people of the Pokémon community to date these people have long gone awaited their day’s of their Pokémon journey and thus we laugh forgetting we are no different. You might be asking no different how well let me tell you.

Pokemon black and white had a problem that turned off a lot of older players being the lack of a diverse Pokédex. Sound familiar? Maybe something that we might have complains about for a certain type of Pokédex. IDK maybe a Nat. Pokédex. You might be saying “but they lied about the animations. And in response, That was a problem with TPC Not the game itself. You have to separate the art from the artist. It is like blaming the knife for killing you. A lot of the animation in Pokémon when it comes to battles aren’t to great for the most part. And to put it solely on SwSh is Unfair

A lot of you like to compare fan base reimagines of a sedating game and say, “why can’t all Pokémon games be like this” or I wish all Pokémon games were as good as this”. Which isn’t ethereal givin the fact that reimagining something is way less effort then doing it yourself.

And lastly a lot of you when people defend these game you say that “ You’re defending a billion dollar company. You know that really ignorant to say considering as with great power comes great responsibility. There is more to being a billion dollar company than just “I make money “. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. But what do I know I’m just a Rat. I WANT TO HEAR HOW YOU CAN CRAWL YOU WAY OUT OF THIS ARGUMENT! MWHAAAHAAHAAHAAAA

This is the team I mainly use for Pokemon Unite if either an All-Rounder, Defender, Attacker, Supporter, or Speedster is needed.

What do you think?

Mr. Mime one of my favorite Pokémon has stacked through thick and thin in every nat Pokédex so far even though it and it’s even more hated counterpart jynx have been disliked upon the community for years. Yet it has still been given love even in spin off games too. The games that would give the least buck for that risky bang when it comes to unmarketable Pokémon. Though it hasn’t got in to scarlet or violet the upcoming Legends Z-A takes place in Kalos and Mr.Mime was the those former Kalos games so it’s likely we will see it again. It’s funny that Mr. Mime has gotten so much dev love yet the only marketing value it’s bring is in the Pokémon Anime with a Mr.Mime called Mimey taking a role as ash’s step father ? step bro ? His Pokémon ? IDK completely but he even appears in films as well. He’s almost like a side mascot like the Magikarp line or Gengar and maybe for the same reason as to why Gengar is a side-mascot (He is a Producer favorite) and honestly that is . . . .

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I set rules for myself that Pokémon that have not evolved at least once or isn’t fully evolved cannot be in the good tier or higher Pokémon. In nah are Pokémon that are temporary or fodder Pokémon but terrible is Pokémon that wouldn’t even deserve the chance of such privileges only meant to be a file on my PC .

And yes Parasect was a very biased choice.

Wrong answers only

MISTER Mime can be FEMALE. EXPLAIN YOURSELF, GAME FREAK.

So new fanfic, the name won't make much since untill later on, it won't have many chapters to it unless people like it unlike my last two. This story follows Aliester, a member of the pokemon rescue squad in Galar, he is forced to move to unova and becomes a pokemon connisure, but something big is comming, an event that had been being planned for thousands of years, only now able to be put into motion. But can Aliester save this world from the two crimson lights? On to the story to find out

Pokemon- the ghosts of yesterday Chapter one- Dynamax Danger

Aliester sank grumpily into the cushions of the rather flat train seat he was sitting in. He was being forced to move from Galar to Hoenn. There was a major energy crisis. They were finally running out of fossil fuels and Eternatus had never been tried to be used again after an accident 600 years ago with a fellow named chairman Rose. His only option was to move to his cousin's house in Hoenn to escape from the inevitable armageddon that would befall galar. But this meant finding a new job, new friends, and leaving behind the place he loved most to destroy itself.

He jolted upright as the train shook violently sideways. He pressed his face to the window trying to see through the glare. A scarlet light had filled the air with darkened clouds spiralling viciously overhead. He struggled to pull down the jammed window to see better but fell back as it managed to slam open. The lights on the train flickered and blackened. Outside he saw it. A dynamaxed Beartic stood such a staggering height Aleister couldn't wrap his head around it. Pokemon hadn't dynamaxed in 350 years! It went to slam its icy paw into the train when it all the sudden lurched to the side again, he saw it ascending from the ground at an angle as if it were still on track. Down below he could see a pink pokemon making hand movements, he looked a little closer, it was a Mr. Mime. He figured it was making invisible tracks to lead the train to safety. He looked up, a bright light shone back at him, Beartic was about to launch a max hailstorm at the train, at this height they'd all fall to their death, he wasn't about to let that happen either.

He jumped out his seat and raced down through the dark empty halls. He yanked the heavy steel door to the next cart open. The wind was insane up here and swept him off his feet. Aliester managed to grab hold of the cold rails and slowly pull himself to the train with one arm. He then crawled on top of it, the wind was blowing the other direction now. He made a hopeful leap, as he had expected the wind propelled him to the Beartic.

He landed on its eye startling it and stopping the attack from fully charging up. He saw helicopters nearby recording it. He turned his attention back to beartic, he rolled out of the way as its gigantic eyelids nearly crushed him. He had to figure out why it was mad, he looked around… that's it! Aleister saw a cubchoo hanging onto the side of the train for its life. There were two more on the ground that looked worried about it crying. Aliester jumped up and down waving his arms in front of the beartic's eye, it roared and angrily tried punching him off. He grabbed hold of the fluffy fist as it flew at him, he let go landing back on the train.

He began running as fast as he could against the wind to reach the cubchoo. Fortunately the beartic was focused on the helicopters now. Unfortunately he heard a boom as the train got slightly lighter, he of course couldn't save everyone as he knew that was a helicopter explosion. He could only hope they jumped with parachutes in time. He finally made it to cubchoo which was constantly yelling for help. He took off his jacket and pulled out a clip attached to a rope that comes out the sleeves. He tied one sleeve rope to a rail on the train and one sleeve end to his leg. The train jerked again as it was redirected by mr. Mime below, cubchoo was finally sent flying off the train. Aliester made a faithful leap from the train top. The scarlet sky clashed with beartics freezing blue light as they both fell, the attack would finish any minute now. He made a swipe in what felt like slow motion… he caught on to cubchoo and felt a hard yank on his leg as the rope reached its limit. He was in a Galar rescue squad so his jacket literally had a few tricks up its sleeve to help with most situations. He held cubchoo tightly in one arm and held a knife in the other, the second the winds shifted again he cut the rope slinging him once again at beartic.

He dropped the knife and grabbed its fur. He then climbed up to its nose and let go of cubchoo.

"Stop! Cubchoo's safe now, it's alright. You're safe now." Aliester assured Beartic in a loud yet soothing voice as he petted its nose.

"Choo!" Cubchoo yelled and ran towards its mother's eyes hugging its nose bridge.

"Bear?" It said and stopped the attack."... Bear Bear Beartic!!!" It yelled with joy. The red lights faded away and clouds parted going their separate ways as the blue skies once again filtered in.

Beartic shrank down to its normal 8ft joyously hugging its cub. It gave Aliester a tight thank you squeeze and walked off with the 3 cubchoo. 4 people and mr.Mime, who had let the train back down, ran over to him.

"Mime mime mime! Mr. Mime!" It seemed to compliment him… no… it was asking to join him.

"Sorry little guy, I don't have any pokeballs." Aleister said. He never had a pokemon before." But you're welcome to tag along if you'd like!" He said.

"Mime!" Mr. Mime shouted and stood next to him.

Clap… clap… clap

One of the strangers walked over slowly clapping.

"Marvelous. That was simply marvelous. Despite the heat of the situation you were able to make the most of every last recourse you had to daringly calm it down. Barely knowing Beartic you knew exactly what to do, that's exactly the trait I'm looking for. You'd make a spectacular pokemon connoisseur, what do you say? We could really use you in our Unova team.

Unova! Aleister had always wanted to visit Unova! It was perfect, now he'd have a job to do. There was a unova pokemon rescue squad as well he could work for, and being a pokemon connoisseur sounded like a whole lot of fun.

"Yes.. Yes! I'd love to, this is perfect, it's a deal!" Aleister yelled, shaking his hand.

"Excellent, simply excellent! Come along, I have some business to do in Circhester then it's off to Castelia city.

"Excuse me, before you go I'd like to thank you for saving the people on that train, my kids were in there." One of the people from the blown up helicopter said.

" It's not much but here, you said you didn't have any pokeballs." The stranger gave Aliester 6 ultra balls.

"Thanks!" He responded, then shifted his attention to Mr. Mime" Turns out you can be my pokemon, you still up for it?" Aliester asked.

"Mime Mime." Mr. Mime grabbed one and with a flash of red light was drawn into it.

"Awesome, things are really looking up now! Mr. Mime come onnnnn out!" Aliester yelled, releasing it. They ran towards the helicopter, and a brighter tomorrow… if it weren't for the fact that tomorrow would be the darkest day yet.

The chapter list is on my blog located in my profile. Its the only place I could think of to put them.

Chapter 2- the darkest day

Aliester sat in the freezing pokemon center alongside Mr. Mime. The energy crisis was so bad these days even heaters weren't supplied with energy. They sat eyes glued to the TV. There were several reports suddenly outbreaking around galar, the reporters suspected Eternatus had awoken, but there was no sign of it anywhere across the landscape. But Aleister already noticed a pattern due to the detective skills he gained from being in a pokemon rescue squad, if he was correct Eternatus was lurking somewhere in Hammerlocke, just like when the heroes Goh and Ash had beaten it… just like when the original heroes had beaten it. The city must have had some special power spot there only Eternatus could access. It all pointed there. The place hadn't been used since the accident except for sometimes people could go on tours through it's rubble. Most sightings were around the stadium, it was Eternatus's power spot twice before, and if it wasn't at high power, then there would be no clouds. It all added up. Aliester jumped up and jogged to the desk.

"If a Mr. Maron comes looking for me please inform him that I'm headed for Hammerlock." Aliester said.

"Of course." Nurse Joy said.

"Thanks." Aliester responded and ran out the door, Mr. Mime stopped him.

"Huh? Do you need something?" He asked.

"Mime!" Mr. Mime responded and sat in the air, Aliester decided to as well.

"Wawww!" He shouted in surprise as he rushed forwards. Mr. Mime was making steering movements, they were in an invisible car. What a great pokemon!We'll be there in no time, I only hope Mr Mime can put up a good fight.

They finally arrived parking in the rubble. But Aleister couldn't get out of the car.

"You locked me in." He complained.

"Mime mime." Mr. Mime extended his arm and a siren noise briefly sounded. Aliester crawled out of the car and gently shut the door.

As expected there were faint crimson lights rising from the ground. Galar particles. He walked alongside them to their confluence. He followed them to the stadium, just as expected, it could only mean one thing, Eternamax was about to rampage if he couldn't find it in time. Aliester returned Mr. Mime and broke into the fastest run his legs could muster, the galar particles were moving downward now, down to the vault Eternatus's pokeball was usually stored in. The elevator was broken, but instead of stairs He grabbed hold of the cable and slid to the bottom. He then ran through the doorway, it was so rubbled up down here no security measures activated in response to the intruder. Then he saw it. Its majestic crimson light that shone brighter than the night sky almost mesmerised him. But he snapped out of it, this light was deadly. Eternatus was truly a sight to see, so big, so strong, so.. hateful.

"Ah help arrived!" A stranger shouted. Aliester turned his head. There was a tall guy with cold steel colored eyes, ashy grey spiked hair, he wore a rather fancy black suit, 2 scarlet bracelets and a Gold necklace. The necklace had wings and a big horn, and a little horn coming off the top of a red crystal.

"Well don't stand there, this is Eternatus!"

"Right! It's a raid battle then." Aliester responded.

"Great. The name's Shay. Now Absol arise!" Shay shouted. An Absol came forth from a rather strange ball Aliester had never seen before. It was black on the top and bottom, the middle ring was glowing red and above the button was a red Y bulging out.

"I'll get straight to the point." Shay said and held out the necklace, Aliester noticed now that the wings and horns resembled a Mega absol.

" A brilliant darkness that overwhelms even the brightest light, become the pure essence of darkness that purged the land so long ago once more. Mega evolve!" Shay yelled. The mega evolution seemed off. It was supposed to be blue, not red. Aliester dismissed the thought assuming the galar particles had messed with its coloration.

"Ok then, Mr. Mime… sorry I don't have a cool rhyme." Aliester said and throwing out Mr. Mime. Mr. Mime and Shay didn't look amused and the lame intro but quickly focused on the battle at hand, Eternatus was getting used to being awake after 600 years and didn't pay much attention to them.

Eternatus seemed interested now though, feeling the surge of Absol's strange energy, it released its Scarlet blast that was so strong not even champions could survive a direct hit.

"Use Future sight!" Shay commanded.

Absol's eyes briefly glew magenta and performed a perfect dodge. Its claws then made the same glow and dug into Eternatus. Eternatus let out a screech and swung its tail at Absol.

"Mr. Mime reel Absol in with Psychic!" Aliester yelled.

Mr. Mime pulled Absol in in the nick of time causing the wall to obliviate into ruin, but poison tail came in for a second time and hit them both.

"Ah no!" Shay yelled."Stay strong Absol, remember our goal!" Absol made a snarl at Eternatus and stood back up shakily though poisoned. Mr. Mime did the same, without the snarl. Eternatus let out a scarlet beam once more, neither would be fast enough to dodge this time.

"Use Copycat, try to hold it off!" Aliester ordered, the clash should give him time to think of what to do next.

"Absol Help it out with a hyper beam!" Shay commanded.

Absol growled and swung its head in a semicircle as the hyper beam charged up, it then stomped into the ground sending cracks through it as the hyper beam launched.

The three beams collided with a blinding flash, though Eternatus was slowly advancing, Mr. Mime knew they couldn't hold it much longer and shoved Absol out of the blast radius. He looked up as the crimson beam spiralled down to his face.

"MiIiIme!!!" Mr. Mime let out as it was slammered with the impact.

"Mr. Mime no! Grrr, return." Aliester said in a shaky voice and returned him. He was just starting to realize what he was up against. You don't have the correct feel untill your up against the real deal. Now he knew to be scared instead of casual. Eternatus seemed to pressure this thought as it stared down into Aliesters eyes. It was using recover.

"I, I can't help any longer. Sorry, I've gotta get out of here!" Aliester yelled and turned to run.

"Your not done yet, take this." Shay responded and threw a pokeball to him.

"... your right, now that I have another pokemon I feel a little less scared. Come on ou-"

"Not yet! Absol perish song!" Shay warned getting louder at the end of the sentence. Absol let out a horrible noise that bothered everyone's ears, Eternatus slammed poison tail down onto absol effectively knocking it out.

"Now, Come out!" Aliester threw the ball high into the air. It burst open releasing a Chandelure.

"Aegislash I need you once again!" Shay yelled, releasing it. But then something odd happened, instead of battling, Shay grabbed Shiny Aegislash sword in one hand and Shiny Aegislash shield in the other.

"A sword and shield, that's not a pleasant sight for you, is it?" Shay said tauntingly.

Eternatus backed off with a little whine, then changed its mind and screeched drawing nearer.

"We need to take Eternatus to the surface, that way others can join the raid battle." Aliester suggested. He wished he had his rescue gear right now, the fight would have been a whole lot easier.

"I agree. Aegislash up!" Shay ordered. Aegislash quickly ascended above Eternatus. He then threw the sword with Giga Impact straight at Eternatus's core. It let out a scream of pain and unleashed an all out Dynamax cannon scoring a direct hit on Shay. Light filtered in through a hole in the dusty ceiling as Eternatus fled through it. Not a trace of Shay was left.

"Chandelure up." Aleister said and held on. He chased Eternatus up the winding hole releasing a barrage of shadow balls. They finally broke to the surface to see Shay with Giga impact in one hand and King's shield in the other.

"You're alive!?" Aliester asked in disbelief as chandelure dodged a blast from Eternatus.

King's shield normally wouldn't have been able to block that, however I've already beaten 3 champions." Shay slightly bragged tugging on his scarlet tie.

"Amazing! That's why you're so confident." Aliester said

"Correct, everyone thinks me a prodigy for my out of the box battle styles, Absol didn't give that feel did it?" Shay asked.

Not really. Chandelure Up quickly and use blast burn!" Aliester responded.

Shay just snapped his fingers in response. Both the future sight and perish song from earlier finally made their mark. Eternatus let out one last screech and fell to the ground.

"Man! Looks like we're late."

"Yeah and after all the trouble of getting these. Two strangers said. They held the legendary sword and shield that was supposed to beat Eternatus.

"Unfortunately so. May I?" Shay said reaching for the sword and shield.

"I guess, you beat Eternatus after all, they're probably better in your hands than ours."

"Agreed" they both handed over the relics.

"Hmm thanks. Now on to you Eternatus, pokeball go!" Shay casually shouted and threw one of those odd pokeballs from before. It caught Eternatus without as much as a single shake.

"I guess you'll be leaving then." Aliester asked tossing chandelure's pokeball back.

"Correct. I'm off to Alola, should Eternatus break free again I believe Z-moves will help speed up stopping it. Plus no Galar particles, no Eternamax." He said shoving both pokeballs into his bag. "I'll see you soon."

"See ya later." Aliester responded.

Shay nodded." We're off Aegislash.

"Slash!" Aegislash said and carried him off into the skies.

"Ah wait!... I should've asked for a ride back, I don't remember where we parked…" Aliester said dramatically bending downwards. I guess I'll have some coffee waiting on Mr. Maron to arrive.

Aliester waited. Growing more and more worried about Mr. Mime's condition inside the pokeball. Just then wind pounded from overhead as a helicopter landed. Mr. Maron rushed from the aircraft.

"I simply can't say, where do your true talents lay? A great connoisseur yes, but a brilliant batteler as well! I just simply can't say how grateful I am to have met you, and to think you're joining us." Mr Maron said continuing his long speech, Aleister wonderd if this was going to be an annoying trend.

"Eternatus is no small feat kid." The pilot complimented.

"Shay did most of the work. But yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself for this one." Aliester said as they boarded the helicopter. The coffee had really lightened his mood. "Oh right! Mr. Mime's in bad shape, we need to treat him ASAP."

"Here kid take this." The pilot tossed back a full heal. "Where to next?"

"Castelia!" Mr. Maron stated overjoyously.

"Allright castelia!" Aleister shouted.

"Mime mime!" Mr. Mime shouted back happily as well.

Somewhere deep under kalos...

… . … " I must say, those two kids saved me a lot of trouble. Psh, prodigy at batteling. Hah, pro-d-i-gy of de-ception." Shay stated to himself joyously dragging out the last words. Shay had used full power from all his pokemon earlied, and it payed off. He slipped a cracked legendary sword, and cracked legendary shield on to Aegislash... it fit eerily perfectly.

"Zacian,Zamazenta I'm afraid your souls now belong to Aegislash. Two blurred figures forcefully made their way into the red crystal on his Mega absol necklace."... and Absol as well I suppose."