Metapod

Cant even have the Caterpie evolution line in Ohio

*flashback*

In a logged arena and announcers metapod and kakuna announce the final battle of the nature league with scyther vs pinsir

Pinsir:Hey I am going to beat you,why uhhhhh because I have like this thing on my head…why do I have this thing on my head..

Scyther:You are being unlogical type advantages talk for me

While scyther was distracted,Pinsir came in with a double edge.

WHACK Scyther felt he was down at 36 hp

Pinsir:Any last words before I kill you

Scyther:What killed the bugs

Pinsir:…

Scyther:The aerials!!!!!

Scyther used aerial ace! Pinsir was down…

In the present… Scyther won every nature league from then on 2013 to 2021. Now the nature league was starting soon and scyther practiced to be the best

Scyther practices. Scyther: I wanna be the very best like no ever was to defeat them is my daily test to kill them and give my all Scythermon it is I and myself!!!Behind Scyther’s back, Somebody walks in behind Scyther. Scyther:Ah,so u challenge me. In a Pokémon battle,comes a fight with Trainer and some mantis child. Trainer:Go scizor.Scyther:Doesn’t look challenging and hey jimmy the venonat record this for me. Trainer:Scizor used bullet punch!

Scizor:Say bye to ur fans

*Scyther fainted and was sent to get healed by a gang of Paras*

Scyther: What happened… I lost..

Pinsir:I posted something on the Pokémon wiki fandom

Scyther checked it out and it stayed #Scythersuccz and everyone upvoted on the Pokémon wiki.

Scyther:Oh come on, that’s it I want to be more powerful.

Someone walks from a honey tree

???:Did someone said powerful

Scyther:Who are you?

Heracross: I am Heracross and I know you the famous Scyther and if you are looking for power,do u want to become the person u fought.

Scyther: I am interested

In Heracross’ room, Heracross holds a map of the area

Heracross: It is hard to get here but if it is for us I will help. Metal coat located on top of the mountain with the guardian steelix. You ready for an adventure

Scyther: I guess I have to babysit both of you.

Soon Scyther started to leave the forest he once knew and into a new one.

Heracross:Wow Pinsir you got most upvotes in the Pokémon wi-

Scyther: Who cares what they think,let us go and have some metal coats!

Heracross gets his guidebook

Scyther:wat dat

Heracross:my pokekids guidebook

Scyther: where did u get it

Heracross:someguy reccomended it.

Pinsir:It is a decent book, but the cover sucks

*the group stops*

Mimikyu:Would you like some totally free paper towels for pog champs

Pinsir:it is a scam

Mimikyu:I swear.

Heracross: In my guidebook it says ur a scam

*Scyther immediately throws him somewhere”

Scyther: no distractions

Heracross:sheesh can we admire wildlife

Scyther:Mimikyu is not to admire,he is so toxic on fandom

Someone pops up

Scyther: No go away

???: It is I Bug catcher Joey!

Bug catcher joey:I used to be youngster but everyone on fandom is a bug catcher so I became one, so go beedrill

Scyther:Ahhhhh

Beedrill:bzzzzzz u guys succk cuz uhhhhhhh

*Pinsir traps the bedrill and makes him not escape*

Bug catcher Joey: What are you doing

*Heracross throws random stuff at him including the off topic post*

Bug catcher Joey: stop wait i can run from wild Pokémon.

Can’t escape

Scyther used slash

Heracross used horn attack

Beedrill fainted

Heracross breaks the pokeball

Heracross: we should help these guys

Scyther:Yes I love helping people!

Heracross: I agre-

Scyther:for my reputation

Heracross:oh

These bug children things await more adventures like Scyther being sassy pinsir being pinsir and Heracross is a nerd

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