Marnie

Marnie from memory!!!!

(Some quotes are from my previous incorrect quote posts)

Gloria: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

*Gloria gets a phone call*

Gloria: Hello?

Victor: Hi, is Bede there? I need to talk to them.

Gloria: No, Bede is dead.

Bede, very much alive next to Gloria: GLORIA, WHAT THE F-

Gloria: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…

Hop: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!

Marnie: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.

Victor: What the (farfetch'd cry) is wrong with you people.

Gloria: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

Gloria: Alright, listen up, you son of a (bunnelby cry)

Gloria: Not you, Hop, You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Bede: Hop, I don't like you.

Hop: What did you say?

Bede: You heard me!

Hop, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the (farfetch'd cry) you just said.

Hop: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Victor: Yeah-

Gloria: *kicks in the door*

Hop: I really like Eminem.

Gloria: I prefer skittles.

Marnie: They are talking about the rapper.

Gloria: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Gloria: He made Hop cry!

Bede: Hop always cries!

Hop: That's not true! *cries*

Hop: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Gloria: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Hop: But you’re always acting stupid?

Gloria:...

Gloria: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Gloria: I think I'm falling for you.

Hop: Then get up.

Victor: Are you ready to commit?

Marnie: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Hop: You saved me! Why?

Marnie: People and your brother would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Gloria: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

*Gloria and Hop texting*

Gloria: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Hop: Isn't Bede there?

Gloria: Yes but I like you more.

Gloria: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Gloria: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Hop: Get your hand off my shield!

Gloria: There's like a million other shields.

Bede: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

Gloria: *hits Bede with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

Hop: Even Bede and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.

Bede: I mistook them for a garbage can.

Victor: Have you done this before?

Gloria: Well, Victor, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.

Victor: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.

Gloria: I can't read, Victor.

Gloria: Look at the buns on that guy!

Hop: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Victor: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Gloria: I'm not going back to jail!

Gloria: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Hop: Bede, probably.

Victor: Something tells me Gloria’s going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Gloria, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Victor isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Gloria, with Victor and Marnie behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Gloria: Oh, my God— What the (farfetch'd cry)

Police: Wha-

Marnie: Hop (farfetch'd cry) FELL OFF!

Bede: You have friends and I envy that.

Marnie: You're welcome to have my friends.

Bede: *looks at Gloria and Hop*

Bede: I don't want those.

Gloria: Hey, can we stay in your house tonight?

Victor: Why?

Gloria: Marnie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Hop: Leon doesn't know how to banish ghost Pokémon so he just threw salt at them and yelled "DO THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Bede: You read my diary?

Gloria: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

*Bede is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Hop: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Gloria: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Hop: Yeah, me too.

Bede, sitting up: First of all, (farfetch'd cry) you guys.

Bede: Life is like Gloria. It's short.

Gloria: Am I going too far?

Victor: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Bede: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

Gloria: *Picks up a hammer and breaks the ringing cell phone.*

Gloria, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight!? I have books to read.

Bede: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Bede: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

Gloria: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions. *looks at the mirror*

Gloria: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Gloria: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Gloria, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in vegetables and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Victor: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Victor: *sees Gloria shoving Bede into the washing machine while Hop records and Marnie watches*

Victor: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Don't see many people talking about her often here. Personally, i think she is a great character.

These are Gardenia and Cythinia you already know them

This is Erika the grass type gym leader of the kanto region. She is coming to Cuecue because her ancestors live here,

These are Marnie and pierce. Pierce is the dark type gym leader of the Galar region and Marnie is his little sister.

This is Briar. She takes students on field trips. She is taking Liko, Florian, Juiliana, Arven, Penny and Nemona on a field trip to cuecue. They are all students at UVA-NARANJA Academy

These are— oh wait forget I showed you that—

*penny flips to the page foreshadow in the dictionary*

Penny: See it’s a word!

Arven: but it doesn’t mean anything!

The whole room — including Briar — look at Arven like hes crazy because he is.

Everyone arrives at cuecue town central and go to the visitors house

Visitor house keeper: feel free to make yourselves at home before your hotel busses come!

Two glameows walk up to briar (who’s reading a magazine) and Cynthia (who’s doing the same thing) one has a collar that say derai and the other has one that says emakari.

Cynthia: aww, did u loose ur trainer lil’ feller

She pets derai

Briar: oh my gosh! Your the champion Cynthia!

Cynthia: and you must be Ms. Briar from the paldea region!

Briar: it would be so great if my students could meet u! If it’s ok with you!

Cynthia: that would be ok with me! But first I need to find this Glameows trainer! Oh she’s right there!

Marnie: EMAKARI! DERAI!

Cynthia: I think these are your glameow’s

Marnie: Thank u so much! Mycobacterium wipes!

Cynthia: what…

Marnie: Mycobacterium Wipes!

Pierce: she says random words when she’s freaking out. She’s a really a fan of u!

Cynthia: why thank you! Would unlike my autograph!

Marnie: that would e great! Solidified Mycobacterium wipes!

Pierce: snap

Marnie: oh my god thank you so much for my autograph Cynthia!

Cynthia: no problem!

Cynthia walks back to her seat and mumbles this under her breath

Cynthia: I used to be like that girl

Marnie: 🖤 ❤️ 💜 💙. I just met THE CYNTHIA 

Gloria: NO WAY! Hopefully you didn’t do that thing where you say random words

Marnie: I didn’t 

You guys know that was a lie

Gloria: that’s great!

Marnie: How’s things in galar

Gloria: great!

Mayor grisoemarl enters the room

Mayor grisoemarl: Marnie! Pierce!

Marnie and pierce: Dad!

I am back because I've recently been obsessed with pokemon sword

Any way

🌟marnie🌟

Well the last round ended and...

Wally won!

The ranks are:

1. Wally

2. May

3. Gary

4. Brock

5. Steven

6. Gladion

7. Professor Oak

8. Misty

9. Marnie

10. Ash

11. Serena

12. Bede

Overall some of the rankings are weird, but hey, Wally won! :D

Marnie isnt the best rival in Sw/Sh. Bede is. Marnie is the worst.

Bede > Marnie

Gladion > Hau

All Gen 6 rivals suck

Both Gen 5 rivals are ok (B & W)

Barry ✓

Wally is best bean

Silver and Blue are meh

Eevee

Greninja

Marnie

Wooloo

And Pikachu

Are too flippin' overrated

Charizard is better than Pikachu

Oh and Team Yell sucks

Will Ash win the Ultra class battle against Marnie?

Requested by @Got em TwT

Draw the squad monopoly meme Swsh edition

I did it... but at what cost?

Also, here is the original drawing by- if u know the owner tell me

Extra: i cant find hop’s tag (sad)