Bede

Dracovish was a very popular Pokémon with most Pokémon Sword and Shield competitive play. However, unfortunately, for Pokémon Masters EX, Dracovish was included as only a fightable NPC opponent Pokémon used by Ash and Bede instead of available Pokémon with its Sync Pair? Now I wonder why you think?

Here are the headcanons!:

. Leon almost got trapped in the Distortion World but luckily, Cynthia managed to get him out.

. Raihan has a Goomy, which is the child of his Goodra.

. Bede hates physical touch.

. Victor is afraid of Ball Guy but no one knows why.

. Kabu and Peony were roommates once.

. Rose has taken psychological therapy.

(Some quotes are from my previous incorrect quote posts)

Gloria: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

*Gloria gets a phone call*

Gloria: Hello?

Victor: Hi, is Bede there? I need to talk to them.

Gloria: No, Bede is dead.

Bede, very much alive next to Gloria: GLORIA, WHAT THE F-

Gloria: I haven’t slept in 72 hours…

Hop: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!

Marnie: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.

Victor: What the (farfetch'd cry) is wrong with you people.

Gloria: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

Gloria: Alright, listen up, you son of a (bunnelby cry)

Gloria: Not you, Hop, You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Bede: Hop, I don't like you.

Hop: What did you say?

Bede: You heard me!

Hop, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the (farfetch'd cry) you just said.

Hop: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Victor: Yeah-

Gloria: *kicks in the door*

Hop: I really like Eminem.

Gloria: I prefer skittles.

Marnie: They are talking about the rapper.

Gloria: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Gloria: He made Hop cry!

Bede: Hop always cries!

Hop: That's not true! *cries*

Hop: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Gloria: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Hop: But you’re always acting stupid?

Gloria:...

Gloria: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Gloria: I think I'm falling for you.

Hop: Then get up.

Victor: Are you ready to commit?

Marnie: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Hop: You saved me! Why?

Marnie: People and your brother would think I murdered you if I didn't.

Gloria: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

*Gloria and Hop texting*

Gloria: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Hop: Isn't Bede there?

Gloria: Yes but I like you more.

Gloria: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Gloria: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Hop: Get your hand off my shield!

Gloria: There's like a million other shields.

Bede: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.

Gloria: *hits Bede with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

Hop: Even Bede and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.

Bede: I mistook them for a garbage can.

Victor: Have you done this before?

Gloria: Well, Victor, it's like if you read the script you come better prepared.

Victor: That's not what we do in the US, we don't read things.

Gloria: I can't read, Victor.

Gloria: Look at the buns on that guy!

Hop: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Victor: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Gloria: I'm not going back to jail!

Gloria: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Hop: Bede, probably.

Victor: Something tells me Gloria’s going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Gloria, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Victor isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Gloria, with Victor and Marnie behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Gloria: Oh, my God— What the (farfetch'd cry)

Police: Wha-

Marnie: Hop (farfetch'd cry) FELL OFF!

Bede: You have friends and I envy that.

Marnie: You're welcome to have my friends.

Bede: *looks at Gloria and Hop*

Bede: I don't want those.

Gloria: Hey, can we stay in your house tonight?

Victor: Why?

Gloria: Marnie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Hop: Leon doesn't know how to banish ghost Pokémon so he just threw salt at them and yelled "DO THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Bede: You read my diary?

Gloria: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

*Bede is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Hop: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Gloria: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Hop: Yeah, me too.

Bede, sitting up: First of all, (farfetch'd cry) you guys.

Bede: Life is like Gloria. It's short.

Gloria: Am I going too far?

Victor: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Bede: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

Gloria: *Picks up a hammer and breaks the ringing cell phone.*

Gloria, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight!? I have books to read.

Bede: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Bede: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Squad: Oh.

Gloria: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions. *looks at the mirror*

Gloria: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Gloria: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Gloria, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in vegetables and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Victor: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Victor: *sees Gloria shoving Bede into the washing machine while Hop records and Marnie watches*

Victor: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Bede is so nonbinary

Also such a good character design

Better than Marnie (only by a little)

Who's your SWSH gym leader?

What's your favorite SWSH theme (mine is Bede's theme)

Is Bede part of a certain organization in Syria with a strange black and white flag?

Uhhhhhhhhh

Marnie isnt the best rival in Sw/Sh. Bede is. Marnie is the worst.