And in Smash I want to cook him

I grab him as Ridley and drag him across the street in the Earthbound level.

I don't hate Pilachu but I do prefer Fuecoco over him

Pikachu is fine

Pikachu is fine and it makes sense how much attention it gets because it's the mascot, of course it's gonna get attention

Sometimes I hate this place

Yes. Yes. YES

What-

Yes we should all band together to destroy the pikachu cult running the world

The only reason I ever catch Pikachu in any game is just to get a Raichu

It is simply HORRENDOUS that a G-max-able Pikachu can't evolve!! And that Pikachu got a G-max form and not Raichu!!