Granteed but shes weak

I wish that more pokemon could talk

Granted, it's either complete gibberish, insults directed at you, or just self-conceited talk.

I wish Kieran turned into an abomination of every Eeveelution.

Granted but its just a ball

I wish that we could insult our rivals, other trainers, the gym trainers, the champiom, and the elite four

Granted, you lose Karma for doing so and your Pokemon begin to dislike you.

I wish we had a Karma system in Pokemon.

Granted but theres neutral karma

I wish that there were trampolines in pokemon

(..aren't there already trampolines?)

Granted, but they're only for decorations and aren't usable.

I wish for more luck with shiny pokemon.

Granted but its only rattata

I wish that there were a game in which the player (us) could touch the pokemon and gain some of their abillites... if that makes sense

Granted, it's only accessible after a professor gives you said power.

I wish that you could flirt with certain characters depending on your gender (The equivalent of Fallout's Lady Killer and Black Widow.)

Granted but the flirts are random

I wish bats (like the ones used in baseball) existed

Granted but they are made of bat flesh

I want the next game to have eiscue in it