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Pheromosa, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Blacephalon, ominously standing just outside of her door frame: I’m not in your room.
Nihilego: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Poipole: Forty five seconds?!?
Nihilego: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Poipole, hugging Nihilego: Too late.
Blacephalon: Made you all playlists!
Blacephalon: Guzzlord, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Blacephalon: Celesteela, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Blacephalon: And Xurkitree has the ABBA Gold album.
Nihilego: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Poipole: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug.
Nihilego: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Naganadel, recording: This is so cute.
Blacephalon: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Nihilego: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Buzzwole: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Pheromosa: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Xurkitree: Looks like someone's a (You can figure that out xd).
Nihilego: NaBrO.
Stakataka: I'm done with all of you!
Pheromosa, gently nudging Xurkitree aside with their foot: Xurkitree, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Xurkitree, their eyes enormous: You kick Xurkitree? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Pheromosa! Jail for Pheromosa for one thousand years!
Buzzwole: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Naganadel, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
Xurkitree: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
Xurkitree: Where’s Blacephalon?
Kartana: Doing stuff.
Xurkitree: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Celesteela?
Kartana: Trying to stop Blacephalon from doing the stuff.
Xurkitree: And Stakataka?
Kartana: Trying to stop Celesteela from stopping Blacephalon from doing the stuff.
Xurkitree: I see. And what are you doing here, Naganadel?
Naganadel: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Stakataka from stopping Celesteela from stopping Blacephalon from doing the stuff.
Xurkitree: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Blacephalon: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Xurkitree: It’s four in the morning.
Blacephalon: Turn the light back off.
Poipole: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*Poipole opens their umbrella while indoors*
Celesteela: Poipole, that’s bad luck…
Poipole: Chill out, Celesteela!
Blacephalon, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Poipole and Celesteela: *screams*
Naganadel, texting Poipole: Text me when you’re home safely.
Poipole: I’m home dangerously.
Naganadel: Stop it.
Poipole: I’m home lethally.
Blacephalon: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Xurkitree: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
*Pheromosa and Kartana are texting*
Pheromosa: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Kartana: What did they change my name to?
Pheromosa: Chosen One.
Kartana: Don’t change it back.
Pheromosa: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Kartana: I’m the chosen one.
Xurkitree, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Blacephalon: The car takes a screenshot.
Naganadel: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Blacephalon: No.