User:FireEagleDeWitt

"The spirit bear is a big fan of apple pie and it likes to tumble down hills into icecream filled oceans. The spirit bear is very friendly and it will love you and hug you untill you die. You can witness Spirit Bear and his friends, the teletubbies, having tea from 5:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. Sometimes as a special guest Barney comes also. In febuary spirit bear was arested and apprhended due to drug use.In 2004 Chuck Norris roundhousekicked the bear killing it instintly."

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