User blog:Top2456/If Pokémon Could Talk Part Two: Team Rocket’s Shocking Recruit!

Ash, Iris, Cilan, and their Pokémon were having a picnic.

Ash: This sure is tasty!

Cilan: I made it so the fresh herbs really stand out!

Iris: *Giggles* Master Chef Cilan.

Oshawott finished his food and then abruptly devoured Pignite’s food.

Pignite: Huh? Hey, that was mine!

Pignite punches Oshawott, knocking him back.

Oshawott: Ow!

Oshawott collided into Emolga, sending her and her food flying. In anger, Emolga releases Discharge on Oshawott, electrocuting him.

Emolga: Watch where you’re going, you dumb otter!

Iris: Hey! You know you shouldn’t use Discharge on your friends!

Emolga turns away.

Emolga: Tell him to watch where he’s going!

Later, Scraggy was on a leisurely walk when he noticed Emolga eating her food alone on a rock.

Scraggy: What is she doing over here?

Emolga: That wanna-be Dragon Master has no idea...

Scraggy climbs over to her.

Scraggy: Hey. What are you doing over here?

Emolga turns away.

Emolga: Don’t talk to me, long pants!

Scraggy becomes infuriated.

Scraggy: Oh, so you want to play that way, huh?

Scraggy attempts to Headbutt Emolga, but she jumps out of his way, knocking the flying squirrel’s food everywhere.

Emolga, in anger, releases Discharge on Scraggy.

Emolga: That was my food!

Iris: Not again! I told you before, you shouldn’t use Discharge like that!

Emolga turns away.

Emolga: Oh, zip it!

Snivy was calmly sitting on a rock by herself as Axew and Emolga played tag with each other. They ran around the rock.

Iris: Emolga. Please make sure Axew doesn’t get hurt, okay?

Emolga: Roger that.

The two ran up a hill.

Axew: You can’t catch me, Emolga!

Emolga: Oh, yes I can!

Axew stops at a tree.

Axew: You’re too slow, Emolga!

Axew taunts Emolga. Suddenly, a Galvantula appears.

Galvantula: Delicious Pokémon.

Emolga: Aah! Galvantula!

Emolga flies over.

Emolga: Axew, above you!

Axew looks up.

Axew: Aah!

The Galvantula launches an Electro Ball at the two. Axew is hit and falls to the ground.

Emolga: Axew! Leave him alone, you jerk!

Suddenly, the wind knocks Emolga into Axew, sending him rolling down the hill and crashing into Snivy’s rock.

Snivy: What the?

Axew is sparking electricity with a bump on his head. He then begins to bawl loudly.

Emloga: Whoa, calm down!

Snivy: It’s okay.

Iris: What happened, Axew? *Picks up Axew* You’re gonna be okay!

Cilan: We need to take care of this bump.

Suddenly, electricity comes off of Axew, angering Iris.

Iris: Huh? Emolga, didn’t I tell you not to use Discharge on our friends? And you were supposed to look after Axew too!

Emolga: It wasn’t me, Iris! It was a...

Snivy slaps her with Vine Whip.

Snivy: Stop it with your excuses!

Iris: Emolga, apologize right now!

Emolga starts to tear up.

Emolga: I hate all of you!

She then takes off into the sky.

Pikachu: Um, guys?

Ash: Uh, don’t look now. Emolga’s gone.

Iris: Forget it! Emolga will be back soon enough!

Axew: But Iris. Emolga had to tell you something!

Iris walks away.

Iris: Don’t worry. We’ll take care of that bump now.

Axew: Please be safe, Emolga!


 * Theme song

Ash: Team Rocket’s Shocking Recruit!

Emolga: That lame excuse for a trainer. Accusing me of something I didn’t do.

Suddenly, the wind threw her off course.

Emolga: Whoa! Aah!

She started to fall towards the ground. Team Rocket was busy formulating a strategy.

Jessie: One more time: to gain maximum success, I say we use Operation X.

James: I beg to differ. My Operation Y’s chances for success are far greater.

Meowth: Nope! Operation Z is the operation for me!

Emolga suddenly comes crashing into their meeting.

Team Rocket: Aah!

Emolga: Oh, uh... Hi.

Jessie: Look who we have here.

James: The Twerpette’s Emolga, my dear.

Meowth: It’s like a Bug Type Pokémon being drawn to the Team Rocket Flag!

James: Except it’s not a Bug Type, silly.

Emolga suddenly flies a short distance away.

Jessie: Huh?

Emolga kicks a pebble towards them.

Emolga: Leave me alone!

Jessie starts to get angry,

Meowth: You want us to bring it on? I think someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.

Jessie: Emolga wants to rumble? Let’s rumble. Woobat, go!

Woobat is released.

Woobat: Let’s fight!

James: Yamask, you too!

Yamask is released.

Yamask: You’re in for a fight!

Jessie: Use Air Slash!

Emolga easily evades the attack.

James: Use Shadow Ball!

Emolga easily avoids Shadow Ball. She then fires back with Attract, causing both Pokémon to fall in love.

Emolga: Take this!

Emolga uses Discharge to electrocute them, followed by Hidden Power. The two Pokémon are sent flying into a tree and hit the ground, knocking them out.

Jessie and James: What?!

Meowth: Woobat and Yamask are unable to battle!

Jessie: Come on, are you going to Referee Night-School or something? Frillish, front and center!

Frillish comes out of her Poké Ball.

Frillish: This fight is not over.

James: Amoonguss, as well!

Amoonguss: Get ready!

Jessie: Bubble Beam, go!

Frillish: Take this!

Frillish launches bubbles from her mouth at Emolga.

James: Use Stun Spore!

Amoonguss: You’re not escaping!

Amoonguss releases spores at Emolga.

Emolga evades both attacks and unleashes Discharge, electrocuting them. She then hits them with Hidden Power, sending both flying into the same tree and hitting the ground, knocking them both out.

Meowth: Frillish and Amoonguss are unable to battle, so Emolga wins!

Jessie: Stop reffing and go fight now!

Emolga: Oh, please! You waste my time with this!

Jessie: Grrr...

Jessie gets an idea and giggles to herself. She then whispers to her teammates. They then turn to Emolga with wide grins.

Jessie: Emolga, you’re such a brave and strong Pokémon.

Emolga: I know.

Jessie: I think you should join Team Rocket.

Emolga: What?

James: Your fortitude has prequalified you to become a team member free of charge.

Meowth: Act now and you'll get three gourmet meals each and every day, along with all the naps you wanna take any time you wanna take them! We’ll even throw in a Rocket Retirement Plan!

James: We have those?!

Meowth: Last time I checked.

Jessie: What do you say?

Emolga: Well...


 * Fantasy*

Jessie: Team Rocket and Emolga, blasts off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now, or prepare for a quadrupedal fight!

Meowth: Meowth, that’s right!

Emolga: What do you have to say now?

Ash, Iris, Pikachu, Cilan, and Axew: Whaaaaaaaat?!

Iris: Emolga, how could you?!


 * Reality*

Emolga snickers to herself.

Emolga: Yes, I will!

Meowth: Yes, we have a new member.

Jessie: That’s so great, Emolga. Since you and I are both really strong, we’ll make a great team.

Emolga: Thanks, Jessie!

Meanwhile, Cilan was using a potion to heal Axew.

Cilan: Okay. Everything should be just fine.

Iris: Thanks, Cilan.

Axew: Yes, thank you. Uh, Iris?

Iris: Huh? Wait. What do you want, Axew?

Axew jumps out of her arms and starts walking the way Emolga went.

Everyone: Huh?

Pikachu: Where is he going?

Iris: Is this something about Emolga? Hey! Emolga’s not back yet!

Ash: You’re right. Return!

Ash returns Pignite, Oshawott, Scraggy, and Charizard to their Poké Balls. Snivy jumps out of the way of the beam.

Snivy: No!

Ash: Snivy, what’s up?

Snivy points towards Axew with one of her vines.

Snivy: Axew can’t go by himself.

Ash: Oh, you’re worried about Axew?

Snivy: Of course I am.

Snivy runs after Axew.

Iris: Alright. All of you return, too.

Iris returns Dragonite and Excadrill to their Poké Balls.

Pansage: Okay!

Cilan returns Pansage.

The heroes journey through the woods to find Emolga.

Axew: Emolga, where are you?!

Pikachu: Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Snivy: This is no time for games!

Iris: Emolga should have been back a long time ago.

Cilan: I hope it hasn’t gotten into any trouble.

Iris: Huh?

Suddenly, there was a giant explosion.

Everyone: Aah!

Ash: What was that?!

Suddenly, a giant Meowth blimp carrying Team Rocket flies in.

Jessie: The sound of trouble, you’d best prepare!

James: With additional backup, you better prepare!

Emolga: Hey, Iris!

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all people within our nation!

Emolga: Get ready to fight!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of emo and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: It’s Jessie!

James: And James!

Emolga: Emolga here!

Jessie: Team Rocket plus one, blasts off at the speed of light!

James: Prepare for what I can only call a feisty fusion fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That’s right!

Emolga: Your journey ends now!

Everyone was shocked.

Cilan: Look! Emolga!

Iris: Emolga? What are you doing with Team Rocket?

Emolga: Zip it, lady!

Jessie: Emolga simply got wise and decided to ditch you twerps.

Meowth: We’re talkin’ talent, strength, and good taste!

Iris: What? You’re part of Team Rocket?

Ash: That can’t be right!

Cilan: Oh Emolga, why?

Axew: What do you think you’re doing? Team Rocket is evil!

Snivy: Iris didn’t mean to insult you, Emolga!

James: Yamask, go!

Yamask: I’m here!

James: Now Yamask, Haze!

Yamask spews a cloud of gas from its mouth, surrounding the group.

Emolga grabs ahold of Axew and drags him away.

Emolga: You’re coming with me!

Axew: Aah! Someone help!

Snivy: Huh? Hey!

Snivy slaps Emolga with Vine Whip, forcing her to drop Axew.

Axew falls to the ground.

Iris: No, Axew! Emolga, why are you doing this?

Emolga: None of your business!

Snivy: You just think you can upright ditch us and join Team Rocket?

Emolga: Yeah, I can. And I did. Get over it!

Meowth: Oh man, oh man.

Snivy slaps Emolga several times with Vine Whip. Emolga tries to hit her with Hidden Power, but she avoids it.

Iris: Emolga, stop!

Emolga fires another Hidden Power, but Snivy smacks it away with Leaf Blade. The attack flies off and heads into a cave where a sleeping Exploud is, waking it up.

Exploud: What was that?! Grrrr...

Exploud releases smoke from the holes on its head.

Exploud: Now I’m mad!

Emolga uses Discharge, knocking Snivy back.

Snivy: You’re a loser for joining the opposite side!

Meowth: Heh?!

Emolga: I’m not backing down, you lazy snake!

Meowth: Heh?!

Snivy: I’m not backing down until you learn a lesson!

Meowth: You too? It seems that neither of these lugs are gonna back down.

Snivy hits Emolga with Leaf Blade, knocking her back.

Snivy attempts to run after her, but Ash and Pikachu stop her.

Ash: Snivy, stop! Emolga’s your friend!

Pikachu: You can’t hurt her!

Snivy: Hmph! As if!

Suddenly, the Exploud emerges from a bush.

Exploud: Who dares wake me up?!